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I trudged the awful 80s as a die hard Newcastle United fan when I used to work for DFS. I ended up selling four Sofas to the Carville which can actually be seen in the film all those years later.

"Hi, Bravado Dave here, I also remember the film 'Goal'. Bloody good film but can't quite help think the cinema experience would've been enhanced with some good old English tapas instead of the usual popcorn fare. Also as interesting a concept as it was of a Mexican immigrant coming from America to play for NUFC I just think he could've been a secret footballer/superhero as I think the genre is currently underrepresented at the minute. Anyhoo, I'm also in the podcast game so I'd love to give my twopenneth worth and give you a few tips. Just DM me, yeah? Cheers, The Fish."

Sorry to hear that @t00nraider2

Haha you better believe I'm shoehorning these in somehow

It’ll have to be triple the working load of normal lifts to account for the sacks of chips they’ve got on their shoulders.

Fuck off.

"I'm Sunderland till I die, I remember going into the Carville on derby day and despite it being Mag territory was full of MLF's. Some of the MLF's weren't actually MLF's but Man City, Norwich City, Feyenoord, Everton and various assorted fans of clubs with special bonds with Sunderland. All wanted Sunderland to win. Then the bar was suddenly packed with Mags and I was the only MLF in the bar. I offered them all on but they shit their gravy stained Mag pants. I then laughed and went to the match deliberately bumping past Brian Johnson on my way out who said fuck all. FTM."

That’s what I said to my stripper ex lass.

Also remember Wincey Willis? Last I heard of her was a few years ago she was caught shoplifting in Asda, Longbenton. Plain clothes store detectives found a pair of unpaid sunglasses and tampons in her handbag. Willis claimed she was expecting some sunny periods.

If it costs £10 million to spruce up a lift, that must be some fucking lift. The flying glass one from Charlies Chocolate Factory has nowt on this cunt.

This is possibly the most desperate post I've seen from a mackem. That £10m, as I gather from RTG, is being spent refurbishing a lift and other bits and pieces around the stadium. You let us know how that turns out as a 'long term investment plan' for a football club.

I didn’t get piped off in a cinema but I did get a wank off a lass when we were watching Back to the Future 2: Back in Time.

I went out with a lass that worked as an “exotic dancer”, so there’s a chance that Howmanheyman saw her chebs at the Carville. She wasn’t in Goal though.

Just read this in the queue at John Lewis now everyone thinks I'm a fuckin idiot

What makes it doubly funny is that when the absolute whopper started posting on here, he made out that he was a pro-Ashley Mag Make your fucking mind up, Marra.

I see the BBC News chief has written a piece denying political bias during the election. In the daily Torygraph.

Just the sort of responses the OP was looking for

I got a nosh in a cinema it was shown in. Hope that helps.

The steward

J69’s hero

Ok....they probably had their first impressions confirmed

Poetic licence. Sniff.

It was an utter shithole wasn’t it? It was where I first saw Star Wars mind.

Way too much hair.

Always a red (and white) flag when someones first post is about a kid

Someone once flicked a tab end, still smoking, over me head at the fair world flea pit in Concord

I worked with a lad who was living with Brian Johnson’s eldest daughter. I also had an after-hours pint with Brian Johnson, but not in the Carville, and none of the above mentioned people ever piped me off. But Brian Johnson is in Goal, so there’s that.

Also, my first house with the missus was around the corner from the Carville so technically it was our 'local' for a couple of years. I didn't get a nosh in there but got plenty of action a few hundred yards away.

Rarely went in but you never know..... "Tits oot."

i've never seen goal. i have no reollection of ever having been in the carville, although that doesn't mean i haven't. i've seen a shit load of chebs over the years but i have no idea whether any of them ever belonged to mrs monkey fist. true romance is my most favourite ever film.

Keep your fantasies to yourself

Almiron or the kid?

Eats Catts for me like

Poor man's Toyah Wilcox. And she was fuckin dreadful too It was deranged It also makes me think of TyneTees other great contribution to children's TV Razamatazz. I expect you appeared on that at least 3 times? In between auditions for Byker Grove?..

They do say history is written by the winners....but any “definitive” political history of the second decade of the second millennium in what will then be termed the rather ironic “United Kingdom”will always be slanted by the authors own political bias. To me the big question won’t be why did leave win the referendum but why we had the referendum in the first place... Laura K is likely to be seen as a product of her times...a simpleton being manipulated by unelected goons who know a useful idiot when they see one..

Tbf I bet there's a few of them considering turncoating anyway now that Ashley is dishing free tickets out

Aye same as quiff. A few years ago, despite my dislike for them, I wouldn’t have wished it on them, but they have been so fucking rancid and obsessive towards us in recent years I’m happy to see them gone. The final killer blow will be their kids and grandkids asking for the toon game to be put on tv, so they can watch, not in the hope of us losing but, because they have become.... little maggy cunts.

They've recently had a £10mil injection by a group of multi billionaires to invest in recruitment and facilities, yet our club are still using wheely bins and inflatable pools. Are we confident in Ashley having a long term investment plan?