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9th. Mackems 13th level on points with Burton. Happy Christmas

And a couple of missed repayments separating them from oblivion

What’s the point?

Joelinton’s performance was summed up when, in the second half, a long ball was played towards Carroll. It was obvious he was going to win the ball and flick it on. Where was Joelinton? Static about two yards behind him. Shit movement, lack of effort, lack of strength, fuck all end product, zero determination to impose himself on the game. If that’s one of his better matches then I hope Ashley actually did pay £40m for him

Lucid dream no point in trying to make this kid look stupid. You’re never going to do a better job than him.

The dictionary definition argument is the best one. Like saying "Technically it wasn't a Monroe Transfer because the other end of the tube was attached to my mouth not my arse. Bet you feel daft now"

Free tickets and I still felt robbed. Chuffed for Almiron like and Crystal Palace didn’t really deserve owt. Joelinton 😂😂😂

46 places separating us and them. 34 places separating them from the non-league. Nice.

typical Mag shitehawks, mate. Soft cocks

It was one of the lads from RTG. He walked in the bar alone and announced to a bar full of mags what he was going to do and would anyone care to stop him? All the mags shit themselves and looked at the floor while he went in and wrote it. He then went to walk out but picked up someone's pint, necked it then said, 'Mags? Mugs more like' before leaving the building.

Good one

He takes ill every year and they just tell him racist jokes to replenish his power for another year.

Brucey certainly got him more than one free drink today.

So, since the season of goodwill is upon us, ( and I’ve partaken of several Christmas spirits ), a question arises in my mind about our sister-fucking neighbours. But first some preamble.… Our long rivalry has brought both pain and pleasure, in our case the latter mostly edging it, with us historically beating the fuck out of them on everything that counts. They love to bleat on about the last few derby results, but they were very much Pyrrhic victories for them- it seemed that they threw everything at them to the ultimate detriment of their club as a whole. ( And it most definitely is a hole). For the last 20+ years, they’ve royally stunk out whichever league they’ve infected, with their rancid fan’s behaviour and their laughably needy desperation to be loved by every and any club that isn’t us. The nadir of this awfulness was their morally bankrupt support, from the highest to lowest level of their club, of their beloved player, convicted paedophile Adam Johnson. It’s been an absolute joy to watch them plummet through the leagues, dragging poor Burton Albion with them, and a constant source of delight to witness the filthy pack of cunts have their hopes momentarily raised, just to see them crash and burn faster and more spectactularly than the Challenger shuttle. Whenever our despised owner has given them fuel to cackle like senile old women at our own club’s woes, their various owners over the years have always, without fail, managed to fuck things up on a far more hilarious scale than anything the Fat Cunt has managed. And so… the question. Would you rather see them continue on their monumental spiral down to oblivion, knowing it ultimately means no more derbys, but brings the massively entertaining money-shot of seeing them crash out of existence/the Football League, or would you rather see them level out where they are, permanently in the twilight zone, but with the odd chance of meeting them in the cups?

They’re in the bottom half of league one Are they still everyone’s “cup final” or just another league one team?

Your first humbucker guitar? Wow. They’re great pieces of kit though. I love my epiphone SG! meanwhile, played a mint gig last night

Aye similar when dummett I think put a ball in and there was no attempt to attack the near post whatsoever. I think he might just be shite more than heartless like

Murphy still says pen obv

That'll dee

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I'm fucking loving this Burton thing. They've haunted them for seasons now, ever since they ripped us about them.

Another dire performance, another good result.

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/best-ever-christmas.1498620/

Upto 9th Nice to see them shithouses Villa drop in the bottom 3

Almiron! Get in.

Jesus. Necrophilia. A new low for this once great forum.

Uncal Mick must have been on one of his clandestine missions again. Sneaking under cover of night like The Scarlet Pimpernel.

Not like them to be carrying out furtive shenanigans in the close vicinity of Chinese restaurants.…

Just got one of these for £185 second hand (supposedly barely played). I was gonna get a kit guitar from Crimson but have decided to get this and do a full refret and upgrade all the hardware. Trying to decide whether to stick P90s in it or just get some better humbuckers. If I don't fuck that up then I'll buy a kit. Its the "worn" finish so it's pretty much satin from what I can gather. First humbucker guitar I've ever owned!

There isn’t much between her and Starmer in the betting. I fear articles like the one above may endear her to some members rather than act as a warning.

Still would

I know I’m middle aged (only just by most definitions, but still) but I did that thing on electoral calculus again after the election and I’m further from the centre than the ‘Strong Left’ tribe. In every axis I might add. Big fucking deal or whatever but the convoluted point I’m trying to make is it feels like if I don’t stick to my guns, who will? But I feel like saying fuck it and checking out of politics altogether. A kind of parallel with NUFC if you like. Not that I can actually decide whether I care or not. How much easier life would be if I could

There's a favourite goal poll on their official twitter feed and 3 of the 4 options are versus us. Not enough for them though, many are querying where the Johnson goal option is.

Making his amazing MS Paint avatar available for people to use. It’s great to see they’re still trying to take the high ground about how much better they are than us.

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/stewart-donald-killing-safc.1498026/ "MAG!"

Martin Peters: 1966 World Cup winner and West Ham legend dies aged 76 https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50880336 RIP

That's ok. I feel the same about you but without the lucid dream. Average game by Joe today, but if Almiron can score, Joe can come good!

MH17 FTM Written on the bogs wall in Rosie's. Stay classy, Sunderland.

Aye, and in a rather lucid moment the mushroom spoke to me and hauntingly whispered.....'That t00nraider2's a right fucking bull's clem, isn't he?' It was a very profound experience.

Been on the magic mushrooms again?