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It's that time of year again.

Bet CT is out tonight in his little shitty taxi, bumping the fare up because the metros are off.

Aye, and in a rather lucid moment the mushroom spoke to me and hauntingly whispered.....'That t00nraider2's a right fucking bull's clem, isn't he?' It was a very profound experience.

Me too. What are the chances of that, eh?

As soon as it started going to shot there the poisonous atmosphere only made it worse. But aye, like Howay says, we’re the club with the deluded fans.

At the SoL that would be a story.

Gollum’s let himself go.

The blue number 1 is all that matters.

Just had an update: We're now going out for 5 bells.

This sounds like a shit Eastern European porn plot- the lass will have a minge like Chewbaccas back

Now this is exactly the sort of shit hot banter that keeps me coming back to this message board.

I mean this is the same Liam Gallagher who paid tribute to the Longstaff brothers a couple of weeks back at his gig and literally wore a Newcastle United shirt once....that guy? Absolute MLF

Alreet Yoda, settle down.

Just ask your more qualified female colleague after the roofies wear off.

so-called accountant

Actually I'm making a slight correction. 1 in 8 chance of it being a specific individual, so 12.5% chance. Then there's a 1 in 7 chance of it being the next individual which is a 14.3% chance. Multiply the two to get the chance of it being those two individuals specifically. Which is 1.79%. I think that's right but I'm doubting myself and I'm just back in from the work Christmas do, so I wouldn't base a tribunal claim on it.

got a mention on pointless earlier. in football clubs starting with the letter 's' they scored 12. 10 fewer than the mighty southend. still, they've got the fact that somebody liam gallagher has a passing acquaintance with sports a sunderland tattoo keeping them in the spotlight. which is nice for them.

Don’t want to be getting him excited, try this instead…

I know I’m middle aged (only just by most definitions, but still) but I did that thing on electoral calculus again after the election and I’m further from the centre than the ‘Strong Left’ tribe. In every axis I might add. Big fucking deal or whatever but the convoluted point I’m trying to make is it feels like if I don’t stick to my guns, who will? But I feel like saying fuck it and checking out of politics altogether. A kind of parallel with NUFC if you like. Not that I can actually decide whether I care or not. How much easier life would be if I could

This is literally the inner battle I am currently waging

I'm out on Sunday afternoon for a few pops in town

We have a Violence & Aggression Group to discuss violent incidents in A&E. Its genuinely called the VAG

There's a favourite goal poll on their official twitter feed and 3 of the 4 options are versus us. Not enough for them though, many are querying where the Johnson goal option is.

BREAKING: Shit found in sewer!

hold the front!

Fucking hell, not this discussion again. Nearly broke the board last time.

No chance- You’ll only spend it on donkeys and bombs.

You may have jumped the gun there

i was out till 2.30 last night. christmas pissups can do one for another year

I said I'd be out but can't really be arsed now. Still haven't caught up with my sleep from coming off Nightshift a couple of days ago because daughters.

Works Christmas do tonight. A lad has just left but the gaffers have still invited him on the do. He's a sound lad. Nice touch from the gaffers. We have a receptionist who is a right unit and he has a serious horn for her. He's fucking text her just now and told that she has to tell one of the lads who he's good mates with to tell him not to forget the big black dildo for a canny time later on Good job he's leaving like lol

No worries, I'm saving that for the follow up when someone disagrees with me. That's where I have a got at scousers, the irish, homosexuals and call them ugly, boring and unfunny.

I have loved Rugby League since a kid. Was a season ticket holder at Headingley for 16 years. Absolutley gutted to hear Rob Burrow has MND. This interview is upsetting. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/rugby-league/50846219

Worst comeback since Jimi Hendrix’s vomit

Don't call it a comeback We've been shit for years Worst team on the River Wear Puttin' clean seats at the SoS in fear Makin' the tears rain down like a monsoon Listen to the half empty stadium go boo Adam Johnson, overpowerin' In front of the Paedo Hunters he's cowerin Wrecking the chicken shop when I write these lyrics That'll make you call the Canny Cops Competition's payin' the price I'm gonna knock you out Reiver said knock you out I'm gonna knock you out Danger Nonce said knock you out I'm gonna knock you out That cunt who shat on his seat said knock you out I'm gonna knock you out Word to your Mother. She's also your sister

Fuck off

So according to RTG, the next season of their Netflix comedy series will be called "The comeback". That is brutal

a national disgrace