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They renamed Nelson Mandela House to Quinoa Court. Mange tout, Mange tout

Christ, if you can’t manage a few “5 Things you Never Knew About Harry Potter!” slideshows when you’re hungover, you might as well pack the job in now.

I think it might have something to do with the fact he's a cunt, although I could be mistaken

Change of mood...

Right, I’m forming the 1st Forest Hall Militia. Who’s in?

Good on you for trying to make a difference at a personal level (and it will make a difference, even if, as you say, it doesn't fix anything). None of us can do much about the top-down stuff, but the least we can do is all try and be more decent within the sphere of what we can influence. We're a very well-off country. You wouldn't fucking know it, would you?

Picture the scene- Tittsy McFauxTory walks in to No.10 to discuss a coalition , to be met by The Fridge Magnet, having totally misunderstood that she was “ready to jump in to bed with the Torys”, Y-fronts round his ankles as he fumbles through his fat folds looking for his cock. “ I …um ah… my my… well… so! … Shall we just Get It Done?”

I'm watching Sinatra on Sky Arts instead.

Move the border south of the Tyne and then go for independence. I've given up with Little England.

You voted for Brexit, didn't you? This is what's happened.

That size majority is about more than Corbyn being leader. It's about stupid, racist, "Im alright Jack" cunts living in every street in the country

Labours manifesto is fully costed Johnsons Brexit will totally fuck the economy. These are facts.

My wife volunteers at a local all people's home. She goes and chats with the old dears who don't get family visits or the like.

I'd get yourself a nice bottle of Malbec, Chianti or Valopullicehli.

Guess who’s voting for the Brexit Party.

If you get time, check out this long read by the brilliant Sarah Gibbs. She is a left wing Jew who used to vote Labour. She answers lots of questions, explains why she is afraid and provides lots of evidence. https://medium.com/@sararoseofficial/everything-i-never-wanted-to-have-to-know-about-labour-and-antisemitism-649b5bc1e576

Hugh Grant has had a very good election.

Here he is leafleting for his local Tory/Brexit party round boldon today with some mates....

Everyone frightened of immigrants has voted for the party that refuses to do anything about the one thing that'll cause a massive surge of them in the next 5-10 years i.e. climate change. There's no words.

Another good result for Putin

Early night here. I'm not stopping up to watch Tory after Tory celebrate. Cursory check in the morning to make sure the exit poll wasn't horribly wrong, and then that's me done with following this shit for a while.

Turns out a massive percentage of Brits are stupid, or fucking arseholes. The next few years are going to be brutal for democracy. The system will be rigged from within to avoid Labour getting back in again

because this country is largely populated by the terminally fucking stupid.

au revoir, fucked up country.

She gets called 'Rainbow' because her fanny is like Zippy's mouth.

Why would the prospect of breaking up the UK and economic suicide make Sterling rally?

We’ve got to get these bastards out.

No one cares what you think.

I'm getting the vaporiser out. 🧘‍♂️

In the event of a hung parliament, the question is whether the lib dems are obliged to talk about forming a coalition to the Tories first, assuming they have the biggest number of votes. That’s normal procedure. Don’t rule out her propping them up again if BJ allows Swinson a second referendum. She could well be the kingmaker, has ruled out working with both Corbyn and Johnson but I suspect she is more of s small c conservative than a socialist. It’s a numbers game too though. She might go for ian snp//LD/labour coalition if it has a better working majority and she’s offered a high profile cabinet job.

Fridge Loving Conservative.

Don't blame the thon for the thinth of the father.

Fucking Loves Chips Fetid Little Cock Fairy Lisp Child ()

MF was saying the FLC would be back on trolling after the election result. He’s only out by a few hours

Not in their minds. They're thick and shouty, not rational.

Five words but still one typo. Never change.

I think its a brave article and I really get a stronger sense of why the Jewish community are struggling with this one. I mean, I wasn't blaming them for not voting Labour anyway, they can vote how they want, but it does at least shine a light on why so many of them are concerned. And I do have a lot of sympathy actually because they are genuinely caught between two horrible positions and are essentially expected to self sacrifice with little guarantee that Labour are taking this seriously. One thing I think i struggle with a bit is that she's not spent any time on mitigations. It is undeniable, thanks largely to admissions from Israel itself, that the Israeli government actively tries to politically eliminate non-Israel friendly MPs. So I can see to a degree why there is a strong sensitivity around this issue within Labour. So the Israeli government is hardly helping their cause either, in fact I suspect that this is actively the response it wants. And I don't say this out of some sense that there's a Jewish collective that wants to control things, but out of a 'It's a foreign nation that wants to make political gains by influencing the politics of another country'. See also Russia. How do we counteract that? I mean tbh, if it was up to me I would issue a statement tomorrow saying that Israel was a fine nation and that i couldn't care less what it does because this shit really isnt important to domestic politics in the UK. But clearly that isn't possible. The other thing is, like it or not, the media haven't helped them. No one in the mainstream media (I know) save for perhaps a handful of people, actually gives a fuck about this issue for what it is. And that is transparently obvious to any Labour voters. This is just the issue that stuck, the one thing that has really cut through and which the right wing press have been using over and over. There's a siege mentality within the left against this sort of thing anyway, and it makes getting anyone to listen very difficult indeed. However, we should be recognising that our Jewish comrades are caught helplessly in the middle of this, and that just because the right wing press are delighted to have something that actually lands on Corbyn, it doesn't mean it's not something of substance. So when I say mitigations, I mean that much of the pressure on this has come from a right wing press that no one in Labour trusts (for good reason) and against a backdrop of Israel making clear that it actively tries to fuck up non-Israel friendly MPs. I think its fear and mistrust more then genuine hatred. Of course, the former ends up as the latter quite often. Either way, I appreciate you sending it over and will keep it at the forefront of my thoughts on this. And I guess it has changed my view in fairness. I'll speak out more strongly on this in future, in defence of Jewish people. And I'm sorry for not having given it sufficient weight previously.

That's nice. I get my feeling of self worth from watching videos of other people do that shit.

That's the thing though, it'll be NUFC paying for it, not him. He's the parasite's parasite.

Enjoy this trip. And it is a trip.

Is it ever?

Basically.

Also voted Remain, was gobsmacked when the mackems voted Leave- “ Whey, they’ll lose Nissan and they’ve got nowt else gannin for them, Turkeys voting for Christmas, son.” He’s mint when he’s going off on one.

After seven pints that’d be about the limit of my “would” too.