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My old man is 84, refuses to use a postal vote as “ I can gan to the poll perfectly fine”, is a lifelong Labour voter and refuses to use Johnson’s name, preferring “ that lying shithouse”. I’m calling in tomorrow to walk along with him to vote.

Sorry been out canvassing Just catching up the internet

The best line Yoda never said

He's a journalist in denial, it's only just dawning on him.

Hey hey hey. Andrew doesn't come to your job and tell you how to push a bed around a hospital.

Cunty McCuntycunt

It's no no, a nooooo and a nein from me.

Heckled "thick cunts" at a Brexit party campaign van that came through my street with a megaphone earlier. The pitfalls of grocery shopping online, I'm never conveniently carrying eggs (or milkshake). Still felt hard as fuck though.

ASM out for a month with his hamstring. Read more… https://www.pleasereadmyshittyfuckingblogthatsinfestedwithfuckingads.co.fuckyou

Whoever is manning this twitter account isn't keen on Laura K.

Me too, which is why it’s so painful to see it’s News department hijacked by Torys. In every other department it’s superb.

You've literally just been going on about how "technically" no one has done anything wrong because even though literally everyone will take things said by journalists on Twitter as gospel, it doesn't actually count as a BBC broadcast. So when I say they're calling your profession into disrepute, it's because no fucker knows that they can just tweet any old bullshit because they arent scrutinised there, and it gets spread around as the truth. LK and Peston know they can. And they know people don't know that they can. So the BBC lends it's impartial credibility to them, they shit all over it, and then you say it's our fault for not appreciating that the nuance is that they can act like partisan spunksockets all they want on Twitter because it's not actually the BBC. If I was you I'd be fucking furious. I'm furious on your behalf even.

Gloom man. Seriously. Why are you defending these people? They've called your whole profession into disrepute by being partisan fucking arseholes. They've let us down, they've let you down. No one is going to rally to the BBC when the Tories come for it. It's not because we're all being unfair it's because they're at best -at best- fucking shit at what they're meant to do. At worst they operate in a state of institutional fear of the Tories which prevents them from acting as they should. With the exception of Kuenssberg who surely must be one of Johnson's mistresses.

It is generally not a good idea to put eggs in the fridge. Eggs have a protective film on the outside and the law makes it illegal for egg producers in the UK to wash their eggs as this might remove this film. https://www.quora.com/In-the-UK-eggs-must-not-be-washed-and-are-kept-at-room-temperature-In-the-US-eggs-must-be-washed-and-refrigerated-Why-are-there-different-regulations

Like when she tweeted that punch shite yesterday at the cunts' behest? ?

You're in no position to comment on others' shitting methods.

I'm already sitting down to have the shit motherfucker! My position doesn't change. Unless we are about to discover that you stand up and just let the shit bounce off the toilet seat, the back of your knee, and into the pan? Your version of a ghost poo is when you don't have to wipe the backs of your legs, isn't it?

Think that was my dads reaction too. Turned out later he was thinking of Roy Kinnear, who was dead iirc

I don’t know if I was more shocked to hear he was our new manager or that he was still alive

He’s basically winging it.

Gets his building materials from JT Dove

Morgan is on no one's side but his own.

I know what will really drive traffic to my blog. Posting it on a forum that only exists for a group of 15 people to relentlessly abuse each other!

“That lad” is you, isn’t it Nick?

"Peter Pigeon, general builder here. Over the moon at the minute, did a quick botch job on a lentil eating leftie with a bird phobia. How'd you get the job, you ask? I told him I'd get some family to move into his chimney if I didn't get the job and that sealed it to be honest, mate. He was shitting it! Anyway, turns out he sent £400 online to someone else and it only ended up in my account instead as the Herbert put my account details instead of the geezer who was supposed to get it. Happy days!"

Here he is leafleting for his local Tory/Brexit party round boldon today with some mates....

Rancid “baby soup” on a years worth of athletes foot scab… …. which sounds more appetising than it looks.

You don't carry eggs or milkshake, but you had a megaphone handy? Fair play

Canvassing for the Brexit Party

Too busy planning for No Deal while this place falls apart.

Well, there’s the tactic finished.

Fair play to him

Lib Dem in Cardiff throws his support behind his Labour opponent...

if only they got their act together at the start like the brexit party did with the tories, instead of this swinson can be PM bullshit

Fair enough. I mean to me, she has the cocky swagger of someone who either knows they're untouchable (i.e. backed from on high) or who has something lined up for herself post-shitshow anyway. But if the BBC really wants people on side, it has to actually make examples of the people doing this. And not just when it's too late.

Dominic Cummings

Eggscrutiating stuff from Snore man.

How can we expect the great British public to vote responsibly when half of them can't wipe their arses correctly?

Ewerk used to be a filthy stand up wiper, but was converted iirc. He'll soon be putting his ketchup in the fridge like the rest of civilised society.

there's a running debate in my household about whether to keep things such as ketchup, mustard or chocolate in the fridge. we will have to add PM to the list of contentious items

This business of Matt Hancock having deliberately faked news and spread disinformation about that kids in Leeds hospital should be front and centre today. I daresay nothing of any relevance will be seen on the BBC though.

Robson bandwagon jumper!

Yes, because it came to him several weeks ago before he would be expecting any pay, and he's invoiced me for the whole amount since. Youre going to love this Fish, he's a local double glazer and has also done a bit of a shit job. Ive had to pay a grand on remedial plastering as well. What was it you said? Something about paying twice?

It does have its plus points then.

I understand a lot of people will be not too pleased, but the prices are rediculous (which is one of the reasons I stopped going many years ago).

Desperate bastard.