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  1. A geordie lad goes to the Doctor with a Newcastle Brown bottle sticking out of his foot. 'Nothing to worry about' said the Doctor .. 'it's just an ingrowing Toon Ale'.
    5 points
  2. I'm down with my hook nose brothers.
    4 points
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  4. Swapped our bed for a trampoline last night. Mrs. F. hit the roof.
    3 points
  5. I too am a friend to the foreskin-swiper.
    3 points
  6. Does Sean Connery get special dispensation?
    3 points
  7. Still would though.
    3 points
  8. I caught Mrs. Fist smearing Bostik all over my antique pistol collection last night. She denied it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
    3 points
  9. That would break the No.1 unwritten rule of Dad jokes, which is…
    3 points
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  11. These lads are great... https://thebrexitparty.com/
    2 points
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  14. Andrew Neil is an arsehole but I love watching him do a takedown on a thick Tory. He's got Truss on today. In 2015 you pledged to build 200,000 new starter homes. How many of those have you built? Well I don't have the exact figures in front of me but- Well it's an easy number to remember: zero.
    2 points
  15. Epsteen! He went with Epsteen. Baddiel wins!
    2 points
  16. Corbyn's definitely getting my vote. 5% pay rise, fuck yeah.
    2 points
  17. Aye, Alex has been busy.
    2 points
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  19. Beautiful stuff that. Absolutely nails him for the utter charlatan he so palpably is
    2 points
  20. Andrew has obviously been shunned by the Hobbits for not sharing his flock.
    2 points
  21. Considering the pair of guts separating flange from mushroom, no, you wouldn’t
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  25. So much so that the Republicans are avoiding asking her questions and focusing on the other bloke instead.
    1 point
  26. Hmm, Strange that the only people reacting that way are the paid actors None of which is funnier than the geezer strutting down the street, eating his lunch, in a full set of surgical scrubs.
    1 point
  27. Mrs. F. is becoming increasingly controlling at home, but she went too far today when she tried to stop me doing my favourite pastime of pretending to be a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
    1 point
  28. https://www.spectator.co.uk/2016/06/the-day-i-stopped-believing-in-the-friendship-myth/
    1 point
  29. 1. Fight fire with fire. 2. Did the BBC at any point make that clear, prior to taking it down? 3. Who cares, it's made the video even more visible.
    1 point
  30. Corbyn has just pronounced steroids as steeroids. He fucking hates muscles too.
    1 point
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  33. Like virtually every British person living in Spain then
    1 point
  34. Why not? I’d have more respect for a Leaver who changes their mind to Remain after seeing the shitshow it’s been, and the consequences of blindly rushing ahead with it, than one who stubbornly sticks with it. ( Also, let’s not forget that Stumblebore de Pfeffel changed his mind purely because he thought it would benefit him).
    1 point
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