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i'm going to explain to you where you're going wrong here, although god only knows why i should need to.... you (and no doubt many others in the putrid facebook/twitter world of the terminally stupid) appear to be using bruce's relatively reasonable and surprising points haul thus far as a stick to beat newcastle supporters who viewed benitez as a last bastion of hope in a whole world of depressingly unambitious and vindictive mike ashley induced shite. and you're gloating about it. bruce might well fluke a top ten finish, he's done it before (just) with the mackems. this however wouldn't make him a good manager as i'm sure our mates down the road would tell you. indeed you need look no further than our very own alan pardew's 5th place finish to see how it's feasible for the footballing planets to miraculously align and produce an anomaly. bruce isn't an ashley masterstroke to guide us to football utopia. bruce hasn't been, isn't, nor will he ever be, fit to lace benitez's laces both as a competent manager or indeed a man. benitez represented hope and progression even under the strangling grip of a cunt like ashley. bruce represents 17th place finishes and fawning platitudes to an utter peice of human scum. they're well suited to each other mikey and stevie, they're both morally bankrupt. now... if you've really needed the glaringly obvious pointed out to you, you're either 1) thick as fucking pig shit. 2) on a really ill judged wind up. i'll give you the benefit of doubt and plump for the latter.

The whole thing is brilliant. I don’t think anyone would have guessed all of our predictions would have been this dead on, despite it all being fairly inevitable. That thread is class, it’s basically just what we were saying from the start. Some tit who owned a semi pro club got the chance at owning them for essentially fuck all, inevitably the fact he doesn’t have money to put in and has no experience or know how mean that when they didn’t immediately go up so he could sell it’s blown up and they’re stuck together. The one absolute plum that gives it the “if he has any affinity for us at all he will sell” firstly the bloke has never given a flying fuck, he saw it as a chance at making a fair bit with little personal risk, secondly who the fuck would he sell it to? It’s a rotten club with a boring as fuck 90’s flat pack stadium located in an area devoid of anything interesting, with a horrible fan base who are doing their ample best to make every bit of the club poisonous, and finally this is just another example of fucking delusion, he saw Short do something he absolutely didn’t need to do and that they didn’t deserve by bailing them out and is now expecting this guy to essentially take a personal hit to help them (Forgoing any hope of making money I would presume as he’d not get much for them since they’re in League One and seemingly have a pretty nasty negative cash flow)? Fucking utter shambles of a club. I hope this bellend and his cockend mate Methven (“ahhhm dead excited we gorra pr lads fan in marras” thick cunts) are stuck with the club for at least as long as Ashley has owned NUFC. I also enjoyed the “he’s done so much right off the pitch” comments, that essentially boils down to the fact him and dickhead #2 used to regularly insult NUFC as he hasn’t done things right off the pitch. He has tried to stop the negative cash flow, seemingly he has failed as he needed an external loan. His master stroke was fooling those 6 fingered perverts to change their own seats rather than paying a company to do it and have them think it was brilliant, other than that he’s been a heap of shite.

The irony is he got the club, the fans and the area more than the so-called Geordie manager ever will

Every other club that has dropped to their level or had a period of sustained shittitude has had plenty of articles written, saying things like "It's a shame to see a footballing institution struggling" or "These long-suffering fans deserve so much better" when they're languishing in the shit. But with this lot, it's the opposite. Whenever anybody gets the chance, they stick the boot in Not even Leeds got slagged off as much.

Well, a varied diet is important

He’s literally incapable of giving a shit. He doesn’t know how to. A lifetime spent pleasing his fucking self and no other fucker.

We already know there’s no ball boys.

Money is being invested in a new ticket office Right at the time when their attendances are at their lowest. It's like the Venice government going out and spending money on sun loungers in the morning.

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Hi “Another Kid”

I would drive a lorry head on into your horse and cart to avoid a Tory majority.

maybe reiver's mate penelope cruz?

Tactics meeting today at Darsley Park…

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2019/nov/12/david-squires-on-football-and-the-poppy

Yep, both absolute frauds

Aye, they completely bought into the ‘off the pitch stuff’ which consisted of the new board slagging off Newcastle and, bizarrely, getting fans to volunteer their own time to replace the faded pink seats. And that’s about it

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/stewart-donald.1493750/ Turns out he isn’t the messiah after all. Who knew?

This sums up our club now tbh. Staying up is an “achievement”. And staying up is about as good as Bruce will get (fwiw I believe we’ll get relegated by Bruce sooner or later). If you bother to compare Bruce’s record with Benitez, you might see why some people were interested in Rafa’s “rusty bullet-hole”. Other than his good looks and tidy appearance ofc.

He's just another Pardew for me. Didn't like the fucker before he came here, didn't like him when he was here, and I'll continue disliking him after he's left. Just another snidey snake in the grass, the cabbage faced cunt.

Whilst I agree with Isegrim and Wykiki’s overall take on Bruce, I think it’s a bit off for NUFC fans to call our own manager a tosser. Come on lads, we all know he’s a crisp-eating shitcunt.

And to make things even worse, the ghost of Jimmy Hill was a regular in the Fulwell when he was a kid.

Sunderland only WISH they could afford weeds.

Seriously?

Guarantee you CT does

Pandering to the new owners to get a job tbh.

Anyway, yeah it would be generally accepted that if you're away for work and get delayed then it's either paid or given time off in lieu.

"Hmmm two hands..... do i really need to wipe?"

unlucky, rents

Poor Sutton. Not only is he being called out as an ex-doper, they're saying he can't get a stiffy too.

The idea that Bruce is somehow an astute manager because he's completely bypassing the midfield so two quick lads can outpace slow full-backs is fucking ridiculous tbh. Let's see how they cope against two defences that aren't as geriatric as West Ham and Bournemouth's. Not to mention when the bizarre purple patch of our defenders scoring is over. People seem to forget that we were a Josh King tap-in away from a draw on Saturday as well.

I reckon he tried to short-change him.

Also, The Mysterious Cabal of Tyneside Businessmen have handed over their duties https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/stewart-donald.1493750/post-30753190 The Oxford Cabal

Fuck me what a ridiculous and pointless argument ^^^^^^^^^^^^.

It is, yeah. But this is an insurance policy. I mean, what would happen if a nation state just went AWOL and left its neighbouring trading block to become an isolated state, for example?

I think Southgate is in the right. He needs to establish there's no room for this and he's the boss.

Think Southgate has it spot on. He wants a disciplined culture within the team and tbh I bet Sterling has took it on the chin and understands it.

Remember Raymond Brigg’s ‘When the Wind Blows”?

Coward.

Burritoon Wor-tillas Quayside-dillas You're welcome.

Dunno mate, could you not spot any ball boys from the home end like?

Was he there on February 32nd 1970, though? Essembee was, and his mam.

Two Mexicans walked in to a bar. No one bought Newcastle Utd. It’s the way I tell ‘em.

I won’t believe it tortill ‘ave seen it on Jimbo’s telly

Well if it means the return of Santiago Munez then I’m all for it.

Think Bent said the night before that match the ghost of Jimmy Hill appeared in his bedroom and gave him a pep talk

There’s a website where you can put in the date and it’ll show you the league table at that time. I know what it’s called but I’m not telling you