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the fat cunt has made the papers twice today. the financial times reporting mikey boy reckons corbyn is a 'liar and clueless'. maybe it's possible to give this some credence? because if anybody on god's green earth is able to a spot a clueless liar it'd be our morally bankrupt, disgrace to humanity. the guardian meanwhile reports mikey is totting up £2.1m a year on “use of the company jet and helicopter” this isn't a bad thing as it has to increase the possibility that the repulsive twat's minimum wage aviation mechanic will one day have forgotten to tighten up the jesus nut.

Obviously I'm not one to blow my own trumpet but I called it correctly yesterday. No matter what Brexit is on offer Farage and his mates will always want a more extreme version they know they're never going to get in order to maintain the outrage and anger from his followers. It's all about self-preservation and relevance for him. If Johnson offered no deal then Farage would be saying that wasn't Brexit and would demand we send troops to storm the beaches at Normandy.

So right back into debt after Short did them a massive favour. The Trotter brothers plan to pick it up and flip the shitty club ASAP has failed, £10m likely in part to keep the lights on as others have said since from past comments they were haemorraging money.

My memories of this are; 1) Furious that we were selling our “best young prospect”, which he was at the time. 2) Simultaneously chuckling because we’d clearly fleeced the Dippers. 3) Fuck Ashley, and Pardew. I don’t think, at the time, or now, any of that was too wide of the mark.

If there’s ever been a better endorsement for Corbyn than that fat bastard hating him, I’m yet to hear it

Aye. Tell them no you fucking can't, you can apologise to this doctor and hope he'll still do your surgery. And if he doesn't you can go back on the waiting list and spend the time working out where you fucked up, you racist little cunt.

you're not wrong. you and rayvin were pissing your pants the other week. now we can't lose. can i recommend a course of lithium?

Well done agent Farage. There's a good piece.

I know we’re all shitting it. If Cummings pulls this off, the country is going down the toilet for generations to come. But I am cautiously optimistic. Hopefully Farage goes aggressive in this election. I don’t expect the Brexit party to win many, if any, seats. But they could royally fuck things up for Boris by splitting the leave vote in some key marginals. The Tories are going to lose up to 13 seats in Scotland and possibly around another 20 or so to the Lib Dems. It’s a massive gamble by Johnson - they’re relying on the whole election being fought on a single issue. I’m not sure it’s enough to persuade the number of life-long labour voters they need to suddenly vote Tory. Also, they’ve had 10 years. Labour are going to say as little about Brexit as they can get away with, campaigning on a radical domestic agenda, (a lot of which speaks to ordinary people) positioning themselves as the party of hope and change. We should also probably ignore the national polls. My prediction: a hung parliament, Tories with the most seats but unable to form a coalition after they threw their final willing partners under the bus. A Labour/SNP coalition government, (on the condition of Indy ref 2), propped up by the Lib Dems on the condition of a soft Brexit v remain confirmatory referendum.

He wasn’t loveable Buffoon Boris before that. He was just a liar hack. He was given the platform to endear himself to the public, unfortunately.

I thought the funniest comment was “I want us to lose now” until I read the reply which said “So do I, and I want us to win”

That is mental.

Falstaffian? He was Italian-American, you racist cunt.

Zip it, Ralph fucking Malph.

Gemmill is definitely more of a Richie Cunningham.

It's what Cummings was saying a few weeks back, so it literally could not be more topical, shitface. I fucking cannot wait for that border in the Irish sea to bury you in paperwork.

I think deep down we’re all shitting it but it does appear that the PM has taken a massive gamble by putting his faith in Cummings. He didn’t even try to get his WA through. We have to win something eventually (in politics, not football)

I've gone into every election in my lifetime full of hope, and Blair aside it's been a catalogue of dispair. Politics and Ashley has broken me this year

I honestly believe this election is an existential threat to the nation as we know it. Thinking of taking Friday the13th December off. Feel stressed already.

Absolutely disgusting attitude. Should be denied service.

They should have wheeled in a lovely white doctor from Romania, watched her head explode and told her she should have been more specific, the stupid fucking cunt.

Oh no, this is all getting a bit echo chambery :panic:

I said at the time they would've been debt free for an absolute maximum of a month depending on when they were bought and when the first bill came through the letterbox. They could've been in debt the very next day. Wiping all the debt was a magnificent gesture but the club were never back to stage one and on a sound footing. Their overheads far outreaching their income even with cost cutting it would do well to make up for the parachute payments stopping. I also thought part of Trotters independent trading company's bid was the last secured parachute payment going to Short if the Trotters couldn't pay it? So potentially even more in the shit unless Short wiped that as well or deferred it?

Tories are hugely vulnerable in remain voting areas in the south and in london (barnet, richmond, golders green (who will obvs never vote for corbyn), kensington , putney etc

I look forward to the next round of RTG getting hugely worked up about it all going golden, then two days, (at best), later the slow dawning of realisation that they’re even more fucked than they were this time last year. Fucking mint

Half agree with Gloomy here- hignfy is absolutely where the “likeable buffoon” persona originated, but I can’t lay the blame at their doorstep for his subsequent, inexplicable, rise to power. That’s wholly on whichever muppets voted for the cunt, as mayor, PM, etc. There’s been ample evidence of his utter unsuitability for office since then, and multiple examples and opportunities to see him for the scum he is.

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I wish to draw attention to this cutting insight from the Daily Mail comment section so that we can get a flavour of the discourse on the other side - 2000 upvotes so far, 3rd most popular comment: I will be voting for THE BrEXIT PARTY no matter what. ..... In all my many years, I have never voted Conservative, and I refuse to start now. ..... Boris's deal is an EU written TREATY which is BRINO and not one bit is BrEXIT, so it is effectively Remain. ..... Labour and SNP are both Remain. ..... Swinson and her Lib-Dumbs are Revoke A50 and Remain. ..... This means THE BrEXIT PARTY is the only one worth voting for.