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Cheers for nicking this tweet off me like lads. looking for number JUDAS

Congrats to you all, we were shite.

Over the moon for the kid. Someone slip Mr and Mrs Longstaff some Viagra or see @TheGingerQuiff and see if he has any of that Kamagra left in his bedside drawer.

If it's any consolation to him, he's still a better poster than @t00nraider2.

Last time we played Lincoln in the league Queen Victoria was on the throne. (Don't know if she had a shite or just a quick piss).

Give over man you fucking drips. I wouldn’t care if Ian Huntley was manager a lad from North Shields just beat man united on his debut.

Good thing is that as much as I hate Ashley and am unconvinced with Bruce there is still enough in me to enjoy the wrong United having an even more miserable day.

I was wondering what had happened to Timmy Mallett

By Bruce’s own admission it was Rafa’s plan.

Rattled.

I always come first. The missus was telling me just last night. She mentions it a lot....

Steve Bruce July " I will certainly be my own man, I always have." October "They’ve played a certain way and that certain way has been drilled into them (by Benitez),’ said Bruce. ‘We have to start with that again. If that’s the way they play, I understand that, that’s what we’ll do." He's his own man but will now use the previous managers way of playing. What a dickhead

Keown described the Longstaffs as Carrick and Scholes. Not sure Gareth Southgate is reading but there’s 30 games of this season to go and those two are your central midfield in the Euros. They’re the perfect platform for Mount, Sterling and Sancho to advance whilst offering protection to our shit centre halves. Fuck off, you’ve had a drink

A lad on some lame Man United YouTube called him the “BTEC Longstaff” ”Longstaff scored passed us, not even the one we wanted to buy, I don’t even know his name, M Longstaff, the BTEC Longstaff” You know his name now.

Anyway. Tell me if we're supposed to enjoy our rare victories or not? Staying up or not? I'm glad we won. And a tad drunk, maybe.

I know mate, but what are you going to do? I was there today, delighted we won, and will watch MotD for the first time this year (was on hols for the spurs game) . Beating ManU has made me happy, for a few hours. Que sera sera. Nowt we can do, just hope Ashley fucking chokes to death on a fish bone.

Aye. Alternatively, get the fuck in. Buzzing we won and the two local lads in the middle look a cracking pairing

Blaming Benitez ahead of an expected loss and it backfired :lol:

That Man Utd side being absolutely shite played a small part too

Schar conceded a free kick by being elbowed in the face, inside their box.

Aye, VAR had a look as well, just to humour us.

Sky Super Sunday presenters categorically will not say Newcastle United even the once and it's been going on for years. The word itself isn't a problem as it's used scattergun like for one of their main star brands. It boils my piss and the day I shrug my shoulders at it check for a pulse.

I wonder if Bruce realises how Insipidly weak he’s sounded this week? Rata was on an abysmal run this time last year. The same shit was being thrown at him as is being thrown at Bruce. He didn’t whinge to the press about the players. He got them on the training ground and drilled them till they dropped. He also got Rondon fully fit, something Andy Carroll is unlikely ever to be able to be. I think there’s an argument for starting him today and Stone Age Bruce must be very tempted. If he doesn’t start I don’t think he ever will. But Bruce definitely wanted him. Regardless of being on pay as you play, a crock like Carroll takes a squad place up.

I think Arthur is in there as a foil for Tommy's shrewdness. A lot more should be made of the Michael character, young, intelligent and ambitious. The future of the family really.

If anyone wants cheering up, RTG is in full on crisis mode after their loss to Lincoln City, and subsequent goading by the Lincoln fans. Apparently Lincoln were non league a couple of years back and this represents the ultimate nadir for Sunderland. Until the next one.

Bet it goes down a storm in the Fortnite chat.

I've had the worst physical pain in my life this last 8 days or so and it's been horrendous, (getting better now). Anyway as bad as it was it was still funnier than most of your posts. I think most on here know you're probably a decent enough lad so you kind of get a free pass because maybe your humour gets lost in transatlantic translation. I suppose this is more for the Man U kid in case he thinks you're a Geordie/UK/Ire NUFC fan. (Sorry, mate but it's dire crack).

Look out, the moose fucker is off his meds again. There will be no Albert to chip the keeper unfortunately. 0 - Absolute dry humping

Thanks all for the replies. Some great responses and enjoyed reading your favourite memories despite how miserable things are now. I understand the negativity on the takeover front. Football's supposed to be something to cheer you up from the miserable moments of daily life so to have that apathy sucks. Hope you all somehow get rid of Ashley and have something to smile about again.

Then don’t fucking watch it.

'Ah c'mon now, Ted and Ewerk. What kind of eejit do you take me for?'

I've got a question for you. How about shut the fuck up, eh?! Oh hi, I'm an admin from Man City, I'm an admin from Chelsea, I'm an admin from Liverpool...and what do you think think the final score will be? Fuck off!