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Peaky blinders isn’t a tv show, it’s a sounding horn to allow people to spot cunts when they start wearing tweed and flat caps.

What about those married or in committed relationships?

Another decade or 3 and he might stop trying to take the moral high ground in every single situation

There really is a cabal of mysterious Tyneside businessman who plot alongside local authorities to keep Wearside in Tyneside's economic and cultural shadow.

Can’t work out whether or not being pleased we lost is an improvement on apathy

Unlikely but it’s good to see you back to your default position

Even I’ve been shocked by the amount of halfwits who seem to be blindly buying into the notion that ‘getting behind the team’ and ‘giving Bruce a chance’ is the only option for the ‘true fan’. Likewise nearly as many seem to think Rafa’s a greedy cunt and Ashley tried his best to keep him here to no avail. I’ll happily revel in those cunts’ misery

It's a lovely touch but could they have not at least cleaned the poor sod up before they started taking photos? You get to meet the star player of the club and your memento features you with blood running down your nose.

Having looked at the time of that post, my lawyer has advised that I admit to being pissed in order to receive a lenient sentence.

Draws will lead to losses, losses will lead to Ross getting sacked, Ross getting sacked will lead to Sewpa Kev taking over and then, when he can only muster the playoffs because of the bad start, the fun really begins again.

That was canny confusing. So it was a mackem pretending to be an Everton fan? He needs to update that name seeing as they were below Benitez’s team for 2 out of his 3 seasons. They’re also 2 divisions lower than a Brewcey team marras. If it was an Everton fan he’s right they are above us, the most ambitious Everton owner in the modern era and barely that far ahead of by far the worst, least ambitious owner in ours. Well done to them. Mackems and scouse mackems, a match made in an incestual hovel.

League 1-1

Cush. I'd be tempted to revert back to 442. Almiron and ASM on the wings, Dummett back to LB and the Swedish lad at RB. Proper full backs that don't go past half way and allow the wingers to have less defensive responsibility. Carroll or Gayle playing next to Joelinton. Longstaff looks better in a midfield 2 as well. Him and Hayden would start for me.

From the guardians match report ... "What the fucks happening"

Chucking on the left back to "attack" absolutely screams Pardew.

we looked terrible and clueless, at least last year we looked terrible and organised. i fear this doesn't bode well for the next 37 games.

On the money, so he is

You thought about a side bet on how many months Carroll will be a fortnight away from being fit?

You reward Ashley with your money and continued custom and want his decisions that you disagree with to be rewarded with wins on the pitch. I'm looking for a reason to retract, I'm struggling

fat, clueless, ill looking, wobbling fucking mess.

Well I for one am shocked that after selling/losing our top two scorers that we've failed to score a goal wonder how the mongs that praised our business feel. Probably too stubborn to admit they're thick as fuck yet. I'll ask again next week.

get in.

The gruesome twosome have been doing some extensive searching this morning I see. Almost a decade old that post 2 blokes who don't go to games, griefing a bloke who goes to games. Get a new hobby lads

FWIW, I'm putting over 3.5 on this game. For some reason, I can predict goals. Arsenal's attack is pretty formidable but we should get some joy against their, frankly, awful defence. So, expect it to be 0-0

Fair play to them for using it as an excuse to get rid of all their shite.

If it's that good, why did Farrokh Bulsara AKA Freddie Mercury leave there? Clamped.

Aye. Ashley's done well to avoid all that bad PR these last few years Power to anyone boycotting. More power to anyone not letting floppy cocks on the internet tell them what to do

If there was going to be a scab on here I knew it'd be him

Are they honestly going to make people say that ffs.

I see their goalscorer takes his name from the area between your balls and arsehole. What a tragic football club they are.

Hiya Sunderland fans lads am an Everton fan, go to say your ground is class an UR a much bigger club than Newcastle, wanna b friends? x

2-1. Carroll hat trick.

“One night, Derek Acorah sent us champagne. There was nothing like it. I didn't think there was anything strange in any of this. You know, a twenty-year-old kid with such connections. He was an exciting guy. He was really nice. he introduced me to everybody. Everybody wanted to be nice to him. And he knew how to handle it.”

Pacha

Let me guess- One day some of the kids from the neighborhood carried your mother's groceries all the way home. You know why? It was outta respect.

Desperate to be relevant.

It’s wank tbh. I get it has growing pains so it may improve but personally I don’t like having any of these pauses which take a lot of the passion out of goals. Totally understand people having different opinions on this but I’m more than happy to accept some human error to keep the game fluid, and allow for a little leeway so we don’t get the thickness of Raheem Sterlings shirt sleeve being the difference between a class goal counting or being ruled off. Saying all that the “but he was offside” crew on Twitter can do one, they know what people are saying when they take issue with this, it’s more so we should scrap it and accept some wrong decisions or the rules have to change to avoid something that creates literally no advantage whatsoever from being a problem, rather than anyone disagreeing that by the letter of the law he was off.

“It’s ya Topless Totty pre-match, curry hell for afters. Keep on stompin’!”