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He’s helping out at the NUFC foodbank this morning. What a fella

Get some powdered milk in, in case he's like his barrel-emptying fatha

Knackered. Son was born June 27th. Mrs Fish had 28hrs labour before ending up with a c-section because little man was in the wrong position and wasn't so little. Born at 01:57 am, weighing a hefty 10lbs (4.5kg). All fine and dandy, however the hospital boots people out at midnight, so we finally get down to the ward at about 4, and the midwife immediately tells me I have to leave. Normal birth that might not have been a problem, but Mrs Fish had been in hospital since 8am Monday, had been nil-by-mouth since tuesday night and hadn't slept properly in days. She could barely sit up, let alone pick up the chunky little bugger. Other parents from the Antenatal group said the partners were allowed to stay overnight in the other hospital we were considering. Anyway, he's mint, got the first couple of proper smiles last night.

Remember, the fish sees things that the everyday fan doesn't

Ffs he's making it difficult for me to want him to flop

They are anyway not a pot to piss in

Glad to hear that everything including the wife’s vag is okay.

Seems like just yesterday he was pretending to be Stavely itk. Rip

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/aug/03/man-dies-after-electric-skateboard-accident-in-oxfordshire Dr Gloom. RIP.

No spray, no lay

Justice for them

Eh, he's class on the ball. He carries the ball over halfway better than all of their midfielders.