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Breaking: Northumbria police release picture of suspected peeping tom loitering in the bushes in Benton near the NUFC training ground..... "The lengths ah go to for me loyal puntaz! Lol."

Deano is currently doing that blokes garden and he fired off a quick snap in between trimming the hedges and lining up the gnomes in a 4-3-1-2

In lieu of @Sonatine dropping this… I’ll leave this one …

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IT WAS THE STRAWBERRY FRULI.

Nice one. The epic bantz is in effect.

Got married there and genuinely drank them dry of one their beers.

There’s been many a time I’ve smashed a bar when my vision has been obscured tbh.

First series is fantastic. There was such a big gap between seasons though that I've completely forgot the smaller details so its on hold for now. I may need to rewatch s1 again.

Aye but there was only a pint left in the barrel when you arrived

As much as I've slagged him off in the past, the standard that Dummett is at now is good enough for us. If he's as good as Dummet (providing he's better at attacking) I'd be happy with that.

No mate you're excited about it all. The Chronicle said.

I hope his decision making on the pitch is better than what he applies to his fashion choices

Where the fuck is that picture taken from?

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/borussia-dortmund-defender-labels-joelinton-16686194.amp?__twitter_impression=true Opening line of that article man. I'm fucking sick of the cunts. Is ANYONE barring twitter fifa bairns excited about ANYTHING the club has done this summer? When they report protests or anger it's always "some fans". When reporting positivity it's just "fans" like it's all of us. They are outright club propaganda.

Good to see the pro-Remain parties being pragmatic and harnessing the flaws of FPTP to their benefit for once, at least. The combined vote share of the losers is irrelevant in that respect, even if it is a concern - but then you've got the Boris bounce and an MP with local popularity (despite his misdemeanours) to consider. Under other circumstances the Tory vote might well have been more depressed. The worry is that in a GE, a no-deal-ticket Conservative party would do the same kind of deals with Farage - stand aside in some of the places where UKIP were making progress in the north pre-2016 to clear the way for the Brexit Party to beat Labour, say (and in some desolate Kent backwater so Farage can have his seat at last), and get similar favours in return. Hopefully the Tories are too pig-headed to allow that to happen, but all bets are off these days.

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/sunderland-till-i-die-2.1481318/post-30172746

I ditched Netflix so hope it's true. Mackem one: "Am torn, marra, wa fuckan shite and it's ganna show wa fuckan pramoshin up and mackin tits of waselves at Wembley twice, but ah still cannat wayat for Netflix and that mint song and ahl the new MLF's ahl owa the werld who'll can't help falling in love with us, Sunlin...Sunlin!" Mackem Two: "Netflix have pulled it, marra." Mackem One: "Am fuckan glad, marra. Something the Mags would be on, not a classy club. It'll be the fuckan magedia tryna mak us look stewpid. FTM."

Luckily, Graham Carr's eye for French wingers who can definitely hack the Premier League is unflappable.

https://www.nufc.com/2019-20html/squad.html The amount of players out of contract at the end of the season. Aye a lot is shite we need shut of, but I can just see them offering cunts like Colback a new contract as it's cheaper.

As if the season starts a week tomorrow. Rondon/Joselu/Perez out and Joelinton in. Ignoring every other issue in the squad, that one alone will see us relegated.

Nice one.