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It's all Been a con so he could increase his stake on the cheap.

So this is going to be the week when Mike Ashley can rightly say he is getting the hang of this business lark.

I know He keeps saying it over and over again using the same idiomatic expressions. Trying to be as local as possible pet. “So Steve, how did your first home game go?” ”....disappointing loss but err you know... you shalt have a fishy on a little dishy, when the boat comes in”

=SUMIF((a1:a30)=‘smith’) something along them lines, been a while

=COUNTIF (range, criteria) The range obviously being the column and the criteria being the name of the bitch you want dead. Also use " " around the name.

The Jews next, then he'll be a shoo-in for the job.

I mean, I could do it. Let's be real, almost anyone in here could run the Labour Party more effectively than it is presently being operated. And I could just tell them that I identify as a woman. No one would be able to say a damn thing.

Is this your pitch for the job?

we have been programmed this way by a decade of ashley abuse

i love how every transfer of the new era will be greeted by rampant cynicism

Wouldn't be surprised if he increases his shareholding

You sound like Yorkshire Stevie.

I'm not sure any centrist would radically alter the manifesto that so many people liked. They just didn't like the guy hoping to deliver it. Corbyn has served his purpose in shifting the party to the left but it's time for someone who has a broader appeal to the public to have a chance to sell it. As you say though, who is that person? A lot of the centrists (though I'm reluctant to use that term) aren't in the shadow cabinet and have no prospect of being promoted under the current leadership.

I do some work for my cycling club. I volunteer my time to help out etc. We have over 300 members and the work I do takes a large chunk of my time up. I dont mind, it keeps me out of trouble and I enjoy it. Well I did There's a fucking lass in the club with nee fucking job always has to comment on stuff and I am about to gan all Wykiki on her the cunt. Always trying to be fucking PC and all 'Ooo this isnt the view of the club' etc. Fuck that the cunt.

I'd say if he resigned (very unlikely but maybe he could be persuaded) the only likely centrist who could win the leadership would be Watson who I don't think is that appealing. I'm not quite sure where Starmer fits but I'd take him at the moment. Wanting to retain the bulk of the manifesto being the priority for me (plus stronger remain position obviously).

Thats the equivalent of signing for us.

Bale doesn't really give a shit about football, it's just his job as far as he's concerned. If someone came and offered me double my salary to do my job, but easier, somewhere else I'd certainly take it. Not one of us wouldn't, especially when the other option is to be paid less to work just as hard or harder.

I have the misfortune to live in Birmingham. I share the same surname as your manager. My wife was frequently asked by excited idiots whether she was the wife of Steve Bruce. Gag! What! As if she's pork Mr. Blobby. Ok, am I Villa fan (for 49 years) but deep respect to all NU support. You are the proper business. You are going through purgatory. Ashley Out. You deserve much better.

I don’t think I’ve ever read an interview (monologue) where I didn’t believe a single word the interviewee said as much as this one. ’I’ve made mistakes, I’ve blown my leg off’ - You’ve just appointed Steve Bruce you fucking spastic. ’We got relegated, I wrote a cheque. I’ve never asked for repayment’ - You literally repaid yourself £33m last season you fucking cunt. ’Spurs are getting £45m a year from their shirt sponsor, we can’t compete with them’ - Where were fucking Spurs in comparison to us when you first took over you club wrecking, obese fucker?

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