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has a record signing ever underwhelmed as much as this?

This has got disaster written all over it. A six year deal for an untried South American. It’s not a signing to develop the squad it’s a fuckin bribe to get people into the stadium. It’ll probably work on that score.

What a fucking cunt. Not a fan of Johnson either

I don’t want us to go down, would prefer us to do well.. but I wish to god he had sold and it wasn’t how it is. Hopefully we stay up and someone pays mikes price. I can dream.

A new puncture kit for the ice bath

Sounds like a paella shite to me.

Theres a load of us over 45s seeing him on the Saturday before Christmas. Really looking forward to seeing Geordie Springsteen

Still stinks. 40 mill is huge. It's the type of gamble that used to put clubs into receivership. These deals stopped in the early/mid 2000s. Boro, Forest, Sheff Weds all basket cases because of them.

No, Rogon is a big agency headed by Roger Wittmann one of the most prominent agents not just here in Germany but in Europe as well. They have loads of clients.

Just saw Sam Fender. Good show in a small venue, 200 or so capacity that was sold out and full off 20 something girls and middle aged Geordies. Band was tight and SF has some decent tunes in him, well worth the effort for a Wednesday night.

See here's another flaw in the cunt of an owner's plan, if you want to maximise on a player's potential sale price you make sure they are in a competitive team, with players around them to make them look even better, the top 6 get it and that's why when they sell a player they get over the top prices for them. No use having 9 Colbacks, Messi and a keeper being coached by Mrs Doubtfire because Messi will look like Perez if he's lucky. The cunt that is Ashley just has got a clue.

Certainly. It's a ridiculous situation. Personally I hate Ashley, Charnley and Bruce, and I think this signing is nowhere near enough to pacify me, but I'm not upset about making this signing. Yes his goals per game hasn't been superb so far but he's a young lad and regarded as a big prospect so I'm quite happy to see him come in. He just needs to be followed by another four and I doubt we have the time to do that.

Dominic Cummings to be appointed as a senior advisor to Johnson, the country is really fucked.

@Baggio

Graham Carr is back, baby!

Apparently he's got the same agent as Joelinton. Dodgy as fuck. We haven't got through the court case from the last set of dodgy deals yet!

Ashley buying more cheap players! No ambition!

I never liked Jack Charlton when he was our manager but I saw a quote from him relatively recently where he said there was only one team apart from England that he got out of his seat for and that was Newcastle. Compare and contrast with his pure manc cunt of a brother. I didn't see it live as I was at the match but I've seen the recording of Bruce as a pundit for the 99 final being asked who he wanted to win and replying "United - that's Man United" - two capital crimes in one sentence of four words.

Think you’re right. I remember when Gazza still played for us we knew some lads who knew him and they said he hardly ever went to SJP as he was always playing for some team or other on Saturday afternoons. * think it’s a fairly well known fact that all Liverpool’s best players from the mid-late 90s were boyhood Everton fans...McManaman, Fowler, Gerrard, Owen...Carragher’s old man kidnapped him from school to take him to the away leg of the cup winners cup semi in 85 v Bayern. The old man is now a season ticket owning kopite, the glory hunting prick

Was going to say that Could mention Wiz and Pal but I don't think they were victims of anything, ever

Joelie Taxi in that scenario

Once at an Arsenal game in London I was wearing my Toronto Maple Leaf jersey so they said that Canada is America's 51'st state among other things. Then the group in my section all pulled out their tallywackers and started chanting Moose-Fucker Moose-Fucker!