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Nobody should be surprised at the bizarre decision making of the man that walks around in those jeans. I can see why he thinks he can save the British High Street, the stylish cunt. There'll still be people there for the first game though. They'd be there if Ashley announced he was going to have a muckspreader whipping hot fresh horse shit directly into their faces. Which might be preferable to watching Steve Bruce's Newcastle.

It would be a shot in the foot of epic proportions. A weirdly small looking black shoed foot.

I thought he had turned it down, it could have been either tbf since the pockets on Ashley’s major relaxed fit NoFear jeans must reach down to his mini hooves.

Stick this here....

right, we've got a shortlist of 10, but can we tempt the main man steve bruce into taking the job? it's a big ask

Funny you should mention that....

Aye fucking hell. That is Gripper Stebson trying to get out of detention.

Might be fun having an incompetent piss head in charge of the tram. Certainly worked with Kinnear

It's sad that people still acknowledge what he says and give him the attention he craves. It's the local media that are of bigger concern. They are visibly shit scared of getting behind any fan movement

I can picture him now looking lovingly at his Checkatrade Trophy medal.

I guess he is entering his helicopter or plane every other day looking for #nufctakeover and screaming CANS! Probably does also explain the trip to southern France the other day with the pilot understanding Cannes.

To be fair it looked like they would pay Derby for McClaren, but he knocked us back. Then he got sacked and we signed him up in the summer

Aye, you couldn't make it up. Still, might not happen yet as his compo is about 3 million quid. Imagine breaking his "no employed manager" rule to buy out STEVE BRUCE's contract.

Brewce signed some canny players for the mackems but tactician he is not. Makes sense that we want him in a role where he coaches and doesn't recruit then

The table shows total number of Premier League games managed, average points per PL game, then the average goals for and against in the Premier League: As we can see Bruce has an excellent record

Taking back control.

Steve Bruce ffs

Graves as well first publishing a tweet saying people should give Bruce a chance because Sir Bobby rated him and as he is a friend of Shearer, then deleting the tweet after causing the foreseeable reaction and announcing giving Twitter a break. Apart from thinking that Bruce would be a good football decision my main problem is the total and utter contempt Mr Cunty McCuntcunt and his stooges is obviously showing regarding the feeling of the supporters.

The clubs not getting sold man.

At least @Tom will be happy that we've finally landed our man.

Simon Jordan will be falling all over himself to tell us that we wanted a Geordie and it's our fault when we are relegated by Christmas.

I'm told Bruce is up for talks today and tomorrow. That might just be me done.

Have you been playing with your twanger recently Fist?

He seems to be absolutely fucking shitting himself, which is nice

Bruce is a championship manager. A top manager would have his work cut out to keep us up, appointing Bruce would ensure relegation. It would be such an incompetent appointment on so many levels and so doomed to failure that I almost hope it’s true. However in reality its much too early for them to have a manager lined up, the season hasn’t kicked off yet.

The most staggering piece will be we’d have to pay compensation to get the flat nosed wanker this is Mike Ashley, a man who is fuming about a bit of paint at the training ground, but is supposedly okay with paying millions in compo for an absolutely fucking rancid manager.

Geoffrey’s dead. Might explain why the talks have stalled

I'm surprised he hasn't blocked you. I called him bald and he got really arsey with me, claiming he shaves his head but has a full head of hair. I replied with " " and I've been blocked ever since the baldy twat

Agree with b but not hopeful - there'll be too much "see, told you" and not enough (again) about what the benefits are. Given the number of people who are embracing no deal who don't even care what happens I don't think a. is a given either.

The only way Labour get me back on side for this is if they literally come out and say that they will 100% give us a referendum with remain as an option. No more deals, negotiations, whatever, just a fucking referendum. If they can announce that loudly and clearly, I will vote for them. If we had another vote, and people were able to look at the ACTUAL options (i.e. No Deal, May's Deal, Remain) and they still voted for even No Deal, I would accept it. The unconscionable, undemocratic and totally fucking stupid position we're now in with the country being split hasn't come about because Remainers can't accept the result of a referendum, it's come about because the Tories have been free to interpret the outcome of an almost 50:50 vote as a mandate to get the most extreme version of the outcome possible, for which they are prepared to actually break apart the fucking country. The position we find ourselves was never credibly discussed before the original vote, and is the reason why this desperately needs another referendum. If the country votes to annihilate itself next time out, I firmly believe most Remainers will just accept it sadly. But we are the only ones in the country at the moment who can actually see what has just happened for what it is, and we are not fucking wrong to be trying to stop it. The vote has been fucking hijacked by people who are at this point, effectively right wing extremists - all to save the fucking Tory party. Labour's total refusal to show some backbone on this issue has been an absolute disgrace, and I say this as someone who was firmly wedded to the Corbyn project. It's sickening. It's a betrayal.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9464840/pack-of-steak-vladimir-putin-face/ 'EXCLUSIVE'

He's not the messiah, he's a very mahogany boy.

Bloody asylum seekers not respecting British laws.

I’m not trying to have an argument, I’m pointing out that you appear to think a desperate signing of a journeyman player isn’t indicative of a wider problem at the club ie Mike fuckin Ashley. In some ways I’ve always thought Ashley being owner basically absolves most of the players of any sort of accountability. This isn’t a conventionally run top flight club. It’s an advertising hoarding for a chain of shitty shops with some highly inconvenient football tagged on to the side. That’s why Joselu gets a pass.

Name another player over the age of 25 who in the last 3 seasons who a. Cost 5 million or less b. Played regularly in the premier league c. Made a significant difference to his side. I’ll give you a bog standard premier league striker. Chris Wood of Burnley. 10 goals in each the last two seasons. Cost 3 times as much as Joselu . Rafa didn’t have 15million for a striker.