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I'm offended. You only included Irish people in your list of potential terrorists. You need to be more inclusive in your racist stereotyping.

ahh right! im an old cunt, as a child in the late 60s i was taken ro sjp by me old man and sat pitchside with me legs under the advertusing boards in the popular side. as a teen ii stood on the leazes from about '73 ill it was pulled down and deeply, deeply miss it and the atmosphere it created. i stood on the corner of the gallowgaye from '78 till the ground was redeveloped. i had a season ticket till the end of the 08/09 season. id rather gouge me eyes out with a rusty potato peeling knife than give ashley a penny of what would be better put to use for me well earned retirement. that said id be back in flash no matter what league we plummet to, as long as the fat one is no longer here, or has preferably departed this mortal coil! hope that helps!!

Tbh Messi couldn’t have scored the goal Joselu got against Liverpool.

Odds shortening on Scott Dann signing which means there's money being laid on it from somewhere. Losing Schar and replacing him with Scott Dann would be a real power move. You'd swear we were trying to get relegated in some kind of Producers-style scheme.

Calm down dear… Here you go

Quick fire round, what’s the first thing that comes into your head when you hear ‘bacon shed’?

J69's oestrogen through the roof today mind

For a man of your capabilities maybe.

Can we not just get back to the point?

It's not really a blunder when you're paying those sorts of fees. It's a game of roulette that's why those players cost that little.

despite being shamelessly emotive on the subject of ashley, on account of the fact i detest the air the fat cunt breathes, im always up for sensible discussion. im an absolutely painfully slow typer so have therefore shamelessly lifted the below from newcastle online. i should say i could add more to it if required. what do you reckon ashley has added in a postive sense to the history of nufc?.... 'm just making a timeline of Ashley being Ashley, i'm very sure im missing stuff: Hired Denis Wise as Executive Director. Hired Tony Jimenez, who later claimed Modric wasn’t good enough for the Premier League Sold James Milner and replaced him with Xisco and Nacho Gonzalez Forced Kevin Keegan Out as manager, which resulted in a court case where it got proven the club has intentionally misled the fans. Hired Joe Kinnear as manager, who in his first press conference called a member of the press a c***. Hired Alan Shearer in a last ditch effort to keep us up. Got relegated. Told Alan Shearer he had a job then never got back to him. Lost 6-1 to Leyton Orient. Got promoted, sacked Christ Huoughton the club favourite manager after his first poor run of games back in the Premier League, and following a 5-1 victory against Sunderland. Hired Alan Pardew as they went to the same casino Under Alan Pardew Newcastle lost… 4-0 to Wigan, 3-0 to Man Utd, 7-3 to Arsenal, 4-0 to Man City, 6-0 to Liverpool, 3-0 to Sunderland, 4-0 to Man City again, 3-0 to Swansea, 3-0 to Sunderland again, 3-0 to Chelsea, 4-0 to Spurs, 3-0 to Everton, 4-0 to Southampton, 4-0 to Man United, 3-0 to Arsenal, 4-0 to Southampton again, 1-0 to Sunderland, 2-1 to Sunderland. But hey he finished 5th once. Hired Joe Kinnear as DOF. Re-named St James Park to the Sports Direct Arena. Had Wonga as a sponsor. Hired John Carver as manager who nearly got us relegated. Tried to sack Jonas Gutierrez after they found out he had cancer. Released Jonas, by calling Ryan Taylors phone. Hired Steve McLaren as manager. Fired Steve McLaren, and appointed Rafa Benitez as manager in a last ditch to keep us up. Got relegated. Got promoted under the leadership of Rafa, who would later guide the club to a top 10 finish and keep the club up comfortable. Despite being hamstrung financially. Let Rafa go at the end of his club as he was too ambitious. The club are currently in the position where they have no manager, no goal threat, and looking into oblivion

Chill oot everyone, buckle up and hold on tight for the Redfearn revolution

Yes but the point is that the players you have named weren’t necessarily Rafa’s 1st, 2nd, 3rd or even 4th choices. What he was asking for was the freedom to go after his number one targets while remaining within the stated budget constraints.

Because Rafa asking for a £3mil pay rise, but refusing to commit to anymore than a 12 month extension would complicate things. Particularly if he wants total control of transfers. We've been burned before letting managers fill the squad with their players and then spending 5 years trying to get rid. For every Schar and Almiron theres a Sels, Joselu, Murphy, Manquillo etc. This isnt a defence of Ashley, but getting into the mindset that EVERYTHING one side does is bad and EVERYTHING the other side does is good is a slippery slope.

Think we need to prepare ourselves for the strong possibility that the new manager is already in place...they’ve known Rafa is leaving since mid May, Redfearn appointed U23 manager 21st June...

Half a chance Moyes will be the manager too

Rafa makes a decision about what he’s doing in May. Come June the club say he’s leaving because potential new owners don’t want him? 🤔 Doesnt change much if anything iyam. Rafa couldn’t be arsed with any more bullshit from any of the cretins running NUFC. Does anyone blame him?

I think it is about the final say. They are happy for the manager identifying targets as long as they can say ’no'. I am now totally sure that here won’t be a takeover and everything is just another smokescreen to get through the summer window.

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a fat cunt, no time to talk Ah, ha, ha, ha, hopefully not stayin' alive, stayin' alive

Silver lining!

What it shines a light on is how woefully incompetent everything continues to be. If that's true, we don't have a manager and they've had two months to look for one.

"Luke, Just for once let me look on you with my own eyes…"

You should turn the Ryder diaries into a parody twitter account and answer some of his loyal punters’ questions.

He’s an Aussie isn’t he? I’m going to remove 10 placcy Jock points if you thought he was English