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Gerrard link makes perfect sense, he'd piss both us and Rangers fans off at the same time

Got to be wearing those hideous Nike trainers, hockling randomly on the pavement, and speaking with that unintelligible nasal jawdee. Bonus points for an ankle tag.

It hardly matters who's in charge as long as Ashley's here. Whoever it is they'll have to be an unpopular (with the fans) yes man. That way they take the abuse for Ashley & wont ask questions.

Extra charva marks if he had his trackie bottoms tucked into his socks

Sun's out and driving through Chillingham Road I saw my first sunshine charva of this summer bouncing along with his lass in finest tracka bottoms and no shirt. Skinny, (natch), with shaved back and sides and mop of hair on the top with shit tattoos and a spotty back.

Does anyone truly give one flying fuck which sock puppet they appoint as ‘manager’? Rafa was a one off under this regime and whoever we get in will be a yes man, whether it’s as obvious as pardew made it or a tad more subtle, who cares? Also if the report about wanting a ‘head coach’ rather than a manager is true it looks like we’ll have two of the fuckers that we’ll have to endure as no doubt fcb will appoint a suitable director of bullshit. More layers to hide behind. Great times.

Did he have the obligatory can of Fosters in his non-smerking hand?

Sorry but I have to disagree with pretty much everything you've said. Charnley is nothing but a puppet, the fuckwit you put in the storefront so you, the dodgy owner don't have to deal with the customer at the front counter. Ashley makes all the decisions probably down to even the type of tea and toilet paper he allows Penfold to buy. Ashley knows exactly what he wants from the club, he's asset stripping everything from it that he can and what he cannot sell/separate off, St James he's using it as a big billboard for his shitty sports store - that gets beamed around the world every second week for 9 months a year. He knows exactly what he's doing with PR and his "media mates." It's all about spin, I have no doubt he even knew of the "unknown debt" when he bought the club and has since hung it over everyone's head ever since. Fuck he tried almost the exact same thing at Rangers, the only difference was he wasn't ever able to wrestle 100% control of the club away from the fans and board members. He's not interested in growth for NUFC, it's all about status quo and as you would know when things are shaky he chucks what he thinks is just enough money at the club to survive. Rayvin, you may think the rich, self made men you know are incompetent but I'd hazard a guess they're not as incompetent as you think, FFS Donald Trump is president of the biggest capitalist country in the world, again another twat, seemingly brainless but shrewd, cunning, deceitful and conniving. And have you seen who is most likely going to be England's next PM.

Also think, considering his position at Sports Direct, we probably get about 5% of his attention. I would be amazed if he genuinely gave a shit about anything going on here beyond the headline issues like relegation or big transfers.

I find it incredible that anyone thinks that a self made billionaire is woefully incompetent. Ashley is many things, most of them have the word cunt either before or after but there is nothing incompetent about what he does. He's a proven liar, cheat and manipulator and everything he does has an end game. There's no takeover because he's done what he always does and moved the goal posts at the 11th hour and there is no Rafa because he knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.

We've reached the part of the fakeover cycle where Mike puts a deadline on it Unbelievable that there's still journalists peddling the lie that he wants to sell this time for real honest

Up there with “choose life” as a T-shirt slogan

Nice to see someone overcome their lisp and be elected to such prestigious office.

I know - what kind of fucking name is Xavier?