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Thought I'd revisit our World Cup 2014 thread to see how that match played out on here.

"sad cunts coming on a rivals message board" they daren't even admit it

The lad has just messaged me to say he was in the wind up. I’ve been on a downer all afternoon, the absolute cunt

I, for one, will never listen to another word that comes out of Alex's mouth. Or as I like to call it, his shit pipe.

Alex, don't worry about it. But can I be the first to say 'you absolute tit'?

Is he a landscape gardener?

I mean I know the bloke is a tit but if all of this is true I really don’t get his angle here So he’s going to lose 2/3’s of the strike force that helped keep us in the league (since Ayoze seems pretty intent on leaving), as well as the bloke who drilled a team of very average (at best) players into finishing far higher up the table 2 years running than you could have possibly expected, for what? I mean I know he’s done some daft shite but he’s making similar decisions to ones you would make if you took over Sunderland on FM with the intention of ruining them. Genuinely no idea why he would hold onto NUFC if this is his angle, people can say free advertising all they want but if the offer was of the value it is claimed he’d struggle to make that off a load of hoardings, especially ones shown in the Championship. If all this does happen I’m afraid it’s all time we knocked it on the head lads.

"MAKE SOME NOISE!!!!!" Ok, Alan, if you insist..... .....YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN A SHIT LERCAL DJ AND YOU'VE DONE WAY BETTER THAN YOUR PATTER WARRANTED!!!!..... ....But at least you chuckled at Doris who told you how long it took to get the shops and who she used to bump into whilst no doubt groaning to yourself that you couldn't cut her call. Cheers, Ginge, it's been reeeaally interesting. Don't let the door hit your arse as you eventually fuck off. Bye! Yours, A fan.

Has a degree in exorcism, the silly bastard. Should end the last show with a live Ouija Board Reading in which he speaks with Dame Catherine Cookson about her shit books.

Just some "cool stuff on the radio" for you all.

It was 0-0 at one stage

Nothing strange about that. No, nothing at all.....

Chuka admitted he was wrong and explained his decision. The problem with nearly all politicians is that they refuse to change their minds.

Fish would've been crucified for less, tbh.

Ban imo

😆 Sorry, lads

It’s the only thing that keeps my slim hope alive. The fact a necessary company got founded and registered indicates to me that there had been real progress and I doubt that those who want to buy the club would be quiet if talks broke down. At least not this time with no leaks to the press.

If he does well at Derby then he’ll get another chance for the Chelsea job in 12 months time. He doesn’t need to rush.

I guess the only thing to hold onto is how vocal BZG have been in the past. I feel if it was completely dead in the water they would have said something.

Because he overshadowed Ronaldo (as physically improbable as that may seem)

Aye but Villa had that coming. Glorious result that one

If my team admitted to “easing up” on a team so as to not humiliate them, I’d be pissed off. I was at the 8-0 humping of Sheff Wed, it was SBR’s first home game I think. Up where I was , top of the Leazes right next to the away fans, there was no sense of “fair play” Same against Villa when we nailed them 6-0 after coming back up. Fuck them.

It was a brilliant night. My wife was due with our second daughter and said she wouldn’t watch the game because her nerves couldn’t cope. She staid in the bedroom and asked me to keep her updated. So I had to quickly run to her after each goal with the biggest task being not to miss the next one. I thought the team were putting the foot of the pace to early and a double figure result would have been immense with the team celebrating every goal especially rolling over on the floor mocking Crymar.

He spends his days perfecting his own range of Old Spice due out for Christmas and his nights in Tiger Tiger buying blue WKDs for uni girls.

The ironic thing is that the reappointment of Pardew sounds entirely plausible. Fake sheikh takeover followed by the return of the king. Bish bash bosh luvverly jubberly!

Anyone else reading it as ninety woin 92 in a strange brummie/Southern Irish accent?

I'm just gonna take that as a solid "yes".

Bad news about the break tbh. We tend to kick on when everyone else is fucked.

The fucking rage with which he spits out "chill out music". He sounds half cut as well.

Need to get this done ASAP, Real Madrid have put our entire new first 11 up for sale.

This was also the source of the legendary "do me fuckin garden lad" post, if I remember rightly.

He can’t say owt due to the terms of his contract apparently. I’ve also been told he’s going and Pardew is his replacement. No idea if it’s true but I’m being serious about the info I’ve received. Ashley moving the goalposts at the last minute I’m afraid. At least Noelie should be happy

Justice for the 92