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Can we all spare a thought for poor old Leazesmag, he’ll finally be seeing the back of the hated cockney, only to have to climb back on his bacon shed over the new owners.

Looks like Newcastle United will BEHEADING to the top of the Premier League.

Mackem cat reckons there's a Mag in the stands. He personally saw a scuffle, a lads fan clipped him. Probably took his top off him. Mag acted the cunt chinning very young lads fans and children. Definitely a Mag. I'm positive it happened, marra. He got a right howking off a lads fan. That'll teach the gravy Mag fan.

On this as well - I would love to see one of them come on here and start trying to give us a hard time about. They'd be crucified. Who cares if it falls through and we don't get it, for a day or so it's been brilliant to actually feel excited about the club, and I'm not letting judgment from those dismal cunts make me hesitant about anticipating it keenly. Even if they got half a day of enjoyment out of it, the crushing reality of the gulf between the clubs as it is now would come streaming back to them sharpish anyway. I see they're keeping Ross for another season. The good times just keep rolling on... Also, I'm on the sauce

a view of the makem end when the goal went in

Of nowt else we were treated to this incredible opening line on a Ryder article: ”At 16:36pm this afternoon, a statement landed at Chronicle towers from downtown Dubai.”

Well I’m HUGELY excited.

"I dinnit gerrit marras. We're the North East's go-to club for sex offenders."

I’m really glad it’s them

hahaha who is this??? mint.

Nigel Farage heart attack... Please please please....

of course it did, and even if it didn’t - of course it did

Just over 14 years ago when I came out of hospital (after my stroke) my son Axl who was 8 at the time said "dont worry dad I'll be able to take you to the match" bless him I wasnt well enough & he obviously couldn't have taken me. A couple of years later & Ashley bought the club I never liked the bastard & vowed not to go back to SJP while Ashley owned the club. But theres now light at the end of the tunnel Axl's now 22 & hopefully we'll get to a match very soon

It's not all bad news for them lot up the road http://twitter.com/Brooker1982/status/1133083529770876928

I’ll do it, I’ve had 6 pints and I’m about to have more.

If it doesn’t happen now samaritans better get some staff in on overtime

"The deal is done." Said the man whose Grandad starred opposite Peter O'Toole as an extra in Laurence of Arabia in Hollywoods blockbuster in the fifties once. /Knight Ryder

All of the stars, Are fading away Try not worry, You'll go up some day! Fleetwood at home And Burton awaaaaay Don't stop crying on Netflix... And all of the mags, Are drinking today No need to worry In league one you'll stay You've had two f***ing losses, On Wembley way Don't stop crying on Netflix..

His advantage is that he can read Twitter while keeping one eye on sky sports. All done while Lee cries into his pint about how Tavernier won’t answer his calls since Tav become the assist king of Scotland.

I'd like to laugh with you as I hold you in my arms and we dream of what could have been had we not lived in a world so dead set against our love.

the image in that thread

Just at everything posted in the last few pages. Special relationships, mags in the crowd, conspiracy theories about intentional own goals, still framing everything around as at 10 past 11 on a Saturday night. What a crease.

@PaddockLad would be turning up at the match in silk pants and aladdin slippers if we won the league with the ay-rab in charge.

Aye quite possibly. Thing is, it’s Ashley + the sun, which you’d normally assume to = bullshit. Ive said it before, I don’t want Arab owners. I’d be more than happy if we owned & operated along the lines that Leicester are. Just a club moving forward who we could be proud of. Man City fans make me nauseous nowadays, Which is tricky because that’s half my family

It was Charnley putting on a paki accent.

At fucking work and this is the news about NUFC? I'll believe it when it happens and as has already been said, sports direct signs are getting crowbarred of the walls with street urchins and grandmother's spitting and kicking at them whilst charnley's marched down barrack road in stocks getting jeered and pelted with rotten fruit.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/may/26/amanda-eller-hawaii-forest-found-alive-only-option-life-death This dope. Hails her amazing yogic intuition for getting her out of the situation. The same intuition that only days earlier convinced her that her car was parked deep into the forest and that she should keep heading in that direction.

Personally I’m on the cans.

They're right like, way better to be bought by a couple of guys who ran Eastleigh

Sorry like there’s absolutely no way Sunderland lose a play off final and we get bought by the the cousin of the bloke that owns Man City on the same weekend. Someone is winding us right up

Spare a thought for this poor bastard who turned up for a medical on today of all days

We’re obviously on sheikhy ground I’ll get my coat

"His toys are all over the front lawn, his ma's screaming the house down but I dinnit care. He might only be 5 but he can raise himself if he supports those maggy cunts"

I can't wait for five years from now the first "Me fucking firstborn son says he supports the mags" threads on the SMB.

They're not taking this well on RTG. Apparently FFP will stop us from being top 6.

Knowing our luck he'll be the family tight-wad

Gate receipts?

Aye, picture the scene; Benitez walks into the MD's office "I'd like to buy these four players, they'll cost £90m all told, but I'm happy to sell these players who want to leave, we don't need and will bring in about £40m. I know some of them aren't young, but they'll make fit the way we want to play perfectly." "OK" Fanciful I know, but just let yourself enjoy the fantasy.

Another special relationship forged in the fires of soccer combat.

that is a great outfit. I'll be outside the ground selling towels and red electrician's tape.

I would agree with this but frankly, they're still better than Ashley. I would literally choose Satan over Ashley.

After my initial excitement has waned I have 3 concerns 1 - This Sheikh is a bullshitter (thats why his Liverpool bid failed apparently) 2 - If he's genuine, then Ashley fucks it up by demanding merch rights 3 - If we get past both of those points then the Premier League refuse the sale as they don't want 2 Man City's ruining the league At least we topped off the worst day in the Mackems living memory yesterday, even if it comes to nowt

Shame they won't be playing them next season, then

As always with these, I believe nothing until I see the sports direct shite being crowbarred off SJP. Would be good like, wouldn't it?

I tell you what though lads, even if this does happen we’ve never had a proper class time drinking cans of Carling and swimming in a fountain twice in one season.