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Nigel Farage heart attack... Please please please....

Wouldn't bank on them being as shite next season. They've still got the huge advantage of their next parachu... balls forgot that was used by the don to buy the club

They can hardly complain either, it wasn't a close match. Charlton scored 3, they scored nowt.

Sorry like there’s absolutely no way Sunderland lose a play off final and we get bought by the the cousin of the bloke that owns Man City on the same weekend. Someone is winding us right up

Unlike you. You boring cunt

At least they get another chance to go to Fleetwood and listen to captain pugwash's theme tune again so it hasn't been a total waste for them.

Was reading on RTG just there one mackem who has a theory that Charlton scored their own goal on purpose and early, to force Sunderland to kick into the defensive, lead protecting mindset that has shafted them up and down all season Have to say mind, there's been a lot of bravado from them in recent times, trying to find silver linings and so on... RTG atm though I hope the Samaritans prepared for this in advance.

Anyone for pudding?

If that doesn't define their season, I don't know what does At least Grigg proved himself to be worth £4m though... Also, they fucking loved playing in League One anyway, was well better than being midtable in the PL iirc. And didn't their chairman say that they were financially better off in lower league oblivion anyway? This is exactly what they wanted marras! It is beautiful though They're not a freak League One accident now, they're a bona fide League One side with aspirations of being more... fucking ouch.

Nice one Nice one Sunderland! Befriend them all Befriend them all Charlton, Villa, Walsall We'll never be mastered by black & white bastards.....(pauses to remove clothes in public and shit in a fountain)..... Sunlun's the classiest of all.

I tell you what though lads, even if this does happen we’ve never had a proper class time drinking cans of Carling and swimming in a fountain twice in one season.

They’re a right bunch of fucking fannies mind, every fucking game they act like there’s riots going on and fights breaking out. “Aye marra, was all kicking off in block 223, row G, seats 55 through 82. Pretty sure it was mags, group of MLFs teamed up with Charlton heavies and kicked them all over. We are such a classy bunch”

Amidst the disappointment a new bond develops.....

Spoiler alert for the Netflix documentary btw.

That we should stay another day

I think that fucking whale emptied it earlier.

Like a tramp's Muller Corner.

And gets himself added to the list by the plod in the background.

Wouldn't keep Gayle tbh. Would keep Rondon as 3rd choice behind Dybala and Mbappe

They're right like, way better to be bought by a couple of guys who ran Eastleigh

Aye what a nightmare it would be

of course it did, and even if it didn’t - of course it did

Barry Moat has really stepped up his disguises.

Well this is a great way to start the week! I think they’re beginning to understand why Donald was such a great success at Eastleigh FC...

His new favourite London club ffs

He does play like his feet are severely burnt tbf.

He’s on fire 🔥 though

I bought a crate expecting to drop it off at a family party...turns out the party is tomorrow and I’ve opened it

The Sunderland way!

Looking forward to see how many season tickets they sell this year. The ground will be like Chernobyl, crisp packets and placca bags blowing around and not a soul in sight.

Oh deary me. Falling asleep in the seats and soiling themselves, AGAIN. You'd think they'd learn.

Sunlun till I die season 2 is going to be cant miss stuff. They should honestly stop making it, season 3 will be relegation to League two at this rate.

maybe they just deleted the club - best way imo

Wonder if the Charlton fans will think about how classy the Sunderland fans have been in defeat. At least they have a new special friendship.

An absolute bumble fuck of a winner too. Amazing. Please show Cattermole in tears.

Howay, it'll be funny as fuck if they stay down. And possibly ruinous. I certainly care about the outcome.

I'd love to hear you order that. I bet you go into full Escobar mode. COOBA LEEBRAY.

“Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded bridge” “I do - FTM”

Even though she didn’t actually shit in the fountain that’s another one for the list 😆 Horse-punchers is looking particularly weak in comparison to racists/paedo-worshippers/serial outdoor defecators/etc

Of course - note Dangernonce's simple reply: "Mag Plod".

There was a brief period, about 3 years before they disappeared, I had a Macro card and bought them by the box (the ones in shops) for a fiver at the one in Washington. Doubt we'll ever see such halcyon days again.

The only place I've seen them sold here is B&M bargains. They're okay, probably equivalent to Golden Wonder and definitely better than the ubiquitous Walkers. My favourite crisps are Brannigans, but seem to be disappearing. The best crisp of all time though has to be Tudor pickled onion. Spring onion was great too.

Stitched up by the Secret Cabal of Tyneside Police no doubt