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It’s fucking hilarious that he regularly goes on some stupid mackem podcast to feed them more of his lies “Daint leave us Marra” should be the name of that podcast since that seems to be the only topic.

He's gonna be pretty red faced in the summer when I turn up.

Was quite busy at mine though there was a Weight Watchers meeting next door.

Pretty sure this new strip was worn by Tyneside on PES 4

What’s Brett Emerton doing these days (or end of weeks)?

"I'm Kevin Keegan and you can tell any mackem reading this that I will love it, love it if they think a journalist who shares my surname is a Mag and personally asked to write an article questioning Sunderland's owner."

Did THE DON just go from 2 to 4 in his list? No wonder they’re fucked, he can’t even count.

Daily Mail has some piece on the Trotter's selling safc for a profit, our Mackem survey said......

Have you ever seen Mum, Renton? From the creator of Him and Her and it's similarly excellent. Low-key, character driven comedy with excellent performances.

I'd be much fonder of that meme if the cunts hadn't won...

I took my 93 year old mum to vote. She’s registered blind...

Chernobyl is fucking superb television. Anyone who hasn't watched it yet, pull your finger out.

Asamoah Gyan has reversed his decision to retire and they're wondering if he'd fancy playing alongside the likes of... *googles*... Tom Flanagan? Apparently the 10 goals in 34 games is enough for him to be considered World Class, by some. Dave Cisse got more than that in his first 9 games.

The Virtues is looking good, if a little grim.

We could sell him for £100m and have £5m of it added to the transfer budget, then the next accounts come out and the debt to Ashley will have grown. “Well the fing is, we were havin a pwopah nawty pub lock in, I was eyeing up the laaahvly fuckin fireplace in the corner for a good old spew, when that creepy specky dry lunch Charnaz had no wonga for his round. Daahhnt worry Lee you fat slaaag oi said, I’ll just pile it on the debt. My aaahn fakin slush fund it is”

Listen, it’s been possible to have good season with the current set up. There also has never been a player turning us down because of the training complex. Would Messi turn us down because of the facilities? Did that cunt Dele Alli prefer Spurs because of the training ground? See, there are enough other good reasons to reject a move here. Ambition for example.

Stop talking common sense - Ashley doesn't understand the concept

Ashley is fucking pathetic. How much would upgrading the training facilities cost? The club definitely generates enough to fund something like that ffs. I’ve also never understood the no players over 25 rule, I know it’s aimed at getting youngsters in cheap and selling at a profit but there are plenty of examples of players joining clubs at 26 or 27 and going for a profit later on. It’s also completely ignoring the bigger picture, Rondon helped us stay in the division which has brought in a lot of money, it’s not just about sell on price ffs.

As we’ve said ad nauseam any transfer budget has to price in cost of wages whereas any player sales ignores the wages saved by the player leaving. So 50 mill is not 50 mill going towards a players purchase cost. It’s not a lot in todays market.

She's the epitome of that type of home counties, blue rinse tories - vile woman.

It'll be a bit like getting your cards as PM from a deputy regional sales manager (east midlands) for a firm of sanitation engineers

mata the exact opposite of an Ashley signing: over 30, no sell on potential, on a massive wedge/looking for a final pay day. ridiculous rumour.

Jimbo's telly!

Bit early to be drinking

Man City are changing from Nike to Puma for 50 million a season. When Adidas were our sponsors they refused to let Sports direct sell Some of their football shirts Chelsea I think so he threw a strop. When he wanted to change the name of SJP Adidas wanted to pay for the rights but Uncle Mike refused. Next time he will try The Debenhams Sports Direct House of Fraser Arena.

Haven't the Chronicle already said this isn't the actual strip? As it happens I was at the beach in South Shields on Monday and I saw someone with that on. I can confirm that it looks as bad, if not worse when seen for real.

I did have to check but it turns out that amazingly this isn't actually from a parody account.

Dortmund already made their major signings for next season, while we haven’t been able to tie down a contract with the current manager. “planning“