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The new kit thread.......This is wrong on so many levels.....

And so the forging of great friendships continues....... https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/charlton-fans-seem-to-like-us-as-fans.1474052/

And yet, I’ve come in to contact with way too many Mackems than is healthy, and not a single one of the skanky, rancid, sister-loving, paedo-friendly, messiah fixated, sister-loving ( did I say that already?They really like their sisters), seat shitting, free ticket, dirty fucking bastards would understand the concept of a “friendly pint”. Fucking manky cunts.

They can.

They'll stand out like a sore thumb in League One wearing that.

Incredibly she might actually be a better dancer than she is a Prime Minister.

Not the books though, eh Jamie?

I can't wait for the invented conversations with Charlton fans about how we're all arseholes, me.

Unfortunately for young Tyler the Mackem, Dom1976 is a sex fiend who preys on gullible village idiots from Chicken towns all over the country. #PrayforTyler's-arse.

Yes! I confess! It was I! I planned the whole thing from my comfortable, sorry, mein kampfy cushioned chair in my snug council office. You'd be surprised to learn I was ex-forces which actually helped me get the job in the first place. At the interview I was asked if I had any medical conditions? I said I had a caffeine intolerance and my testicles were blown off by a IED in Iraq. He told me that the council liked to support us veterans and gave me the job. He said everyone was on 9-5 but I could start at eleven instead. I asked why and he said that at the council they just stand around scratching their balls and drinking coffee for the first couple of hours. IT WAS THAT COUPLE OF HOURS I DEVISED MY MILKSHAKE AMBUSH! Yours, Council worker. (And proud).

Just make sausage and chips then throw the sausage in the bin. Sorted.

I have no idea who those two renta-cunts modelling the shirts are, but they’re the footballing version of basic bitches.

I'm not sure what I predict tbh. No deal means breaking the GFA, what PM would want that on their CV? Starting another war ffs. I reckon Boris and a second referendum or even revoke is possible.

A nice clip of the Unite rep at British Steel blaming the possible job losses on Brexit while Len McCluskey refuses to contemplate a second referendum.

And predictably it's gone down like a bucket of sick amongst her own party. Labour rejecting it too. Onwards we go.

Jon going north with the wildlings

I like that there are more Newcastle related hashtags in there than Sunderland ones. Why are they trying to get a relationship going with their opposition in this game? It’ll sharp end if Charlton pump them. Have they forgotten that Lee Bowyer manages Charlton?

Can't blame Arsenal for not boycotting, there's a spot in the CL at stake. But it comes as no shock to anyone that the fans and players have been the last people considered in deciding where to hold the final.

If Charlton beat them on penalties again, you’ll sharp see a change in their attitude. Also, who, outside of Charlton, has any real association with Charlton? I remember Scott Parker scoring that screamer and Dean Kiely and that’s about it.

All three powerful figures in the country for different reasons. Arya is the one who ended the threat from the dead. Bran is some spooky nigh-on omniscient wizardy bloke, and Sansa is a leader of the entire North. Davos is a landed knight, has been hand of a couple of kings. I'm guessing Brienne is the leader of her house now? I think it's the other way around, I think they knew where it was heading (Arya killing NK, Jon killing Dany then not sitting on the throne, Sansa as Queen of the North, Cersei and Jaime dying together etc.), but had so many strings to tie together, they tied themselves in knots or just cut threads off. After they ran out of books it clearly leapt from a Character driven meander, to a Plot driven railroad. It lost something because of that. Mostly because, in my opinion, there were so many characters whose individual motivations seem to be at loggerheads with the endgame by season/book 5 it could have taken a further 3 or 4 seasons to get a satisfying conclusion. As someone said, it was always going to be an odd episode because we all knew it was the end. I'm overall happy with the way it panned out, even if I've selfish preferences about how they could have got there. (Personally think they should have spent a season building up to the threat from the North being extinguished by Arya, then a season after the end of the NK with the forces of the North moving South, sowing more seeds of Dany's descent into madness and conflict with Jon so that when she goes full Barbecue Bonkers on Kings Landing it isn't as jarring). As mentioned, it was odd Grey Worm demanding justice for Dany, then fucking off forever without any apparent interest in seeing if that justice is served. Read on twitter that the island he's heading to might be pretty, but there's some plague there that the natives are immune to but any visitors all die within hours. Sam breaking out the "Song of Ice and Fire" was fucking cringe mind you. Also made me chuckle when someone suggested the Unsullied start a house. How're the cockless wonderboys going to manage that then?

Give me a second… … he’s halfway through typing up his reply synopsis.

VYP

I really didn't expect to like it since F1 isn't my deal, but it's a story I didn't know, told very well, and Zimmer did a great job with the music. If the film is true to life, Lauda is a champion through and through.

Not many like him, bravery beyond belief. RIP

With all the Boeing 737 Max being grounded worldwide I think there's currently a shortage on charter planes available.

Nikki Lauda. 70 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-48345660 Dracarys.

And shit, fickle as fuck fans

I went on his trip to Kiev in 03 which was £400 I think and he hired the plane from a Ukrainian airline so its possible to deal with that part of the world.

Breaking bad was "easy" to end satisfactoryly as it was dealing with two characters whose fate didn't affect the bigger world. Game of thrones, counting those alive before the long night, had to determine the fate of probably twenty main characters and also the fate of the whole world. The results were mixed. Reading between the lines, they followed Martin's vision more or less to the letter albeit without his words to follow. I think it proved too much for them and may prove too much for him if he ever gets there.

The first time Tyler meets an absolute cunt of a Villa fan, (it'll happen), the hammer blow to his special bond will be worse than a jilted 1st love. Same with all their special relationships. 'But, but, wa marras, wa hayet the mags an everything!'

There is definitely a direct correlation between GoT quality and chebbage. I'll tell you how they should have ended this. Cut forward to an 80 year old Tyrion, rosy cheeked, getting noshed off by a young whore. One last gasp, eyes close, fade to black.

True enough, they were pressed enough for time already I suppose though. At the end of the day I'm not looking back at the series thinking "I wish Robin Arryn had said more" Honestly, everyone I gave a shit about got a resolution of some sort, it was like the lat 30 minutes of Lord of the Rings, a look at everyone you really cared about after all the shit had gone down.

You can't call someone in a wheelchair "the broken".

Greyworm had become annoying as fuck but i agree, I don't understand why he just accepted that. I also don't understand why, immediately after Greyworm left forever, they didnt just bring Snow back. Dany died satisfyingly. I think in the end that Tyrion effectively "won" the game.

My generation didn’t fight two world wars so little snowflakes like you could claim throwing a milkshake is “violent”. Id have hate to have seen you on D Day son.

Pathetic. Mind, if two clubs were ever suited for each other. Cilla herself couldn't get a better couple together.

Well remainers haven't murdered anyone yet so you're still winning on that score.

“lactosing the intolerant”

It never ends.

He looks like Lord Voldemort throwing shapes at the local outdoor discotheque

And don’t forget to pick up your complementary blue drink and Callum’s sewpa chicken dippahhs on with way in to the pub/match/relatives tenement with your new Sunderland lassy Colleen, or new MLF Kevin.