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Absolutely bleeding the fucking club dry. Between craic like that and the quotes from Charnley there’s no one that could possibly try and be some devils advocate type and act like Ashley is anything but a cancer to NUFC now. As I’ve said in the past sadly I’m quickly losing interest, that’s what this fat cunt has done to me, if Rafa leaves what’s the point? That bald little loser who Ashley keeps around has confirmed every suspicion we as a fan base have ever had about Ashley, barely over a point per game is not a good season for a club like NUFC it’s good because of the circumstances but those circumstances are Ashley being owner. That’s basically as good as confirming Rafa is gone imo, yet another great football man embarrassed by this group of fucking clowns, he deserves so much better and when he does leave I’ll wish the bloke well it’s just a massive shame we didn’t get him under another owner as tbh I could see us winning something with him (if he was given control and funds). We’ll go down tbh. Anyone that takes a good look at the squad we have can plainly see that, Rafa has kept it in the division but anyone we’d attract now would need massive investment in playing staff to get close to what Rafa has done. It’s just a ridiculous circle now, terrible decision > relegation > retention of some players purchase of a few top Championship players > promotion > “we can’t compete with Man City as we’ve lost billions from 1 season in the Championship so we will be paying this off for at least 10 years” > back to the terrible decision phase, absolute ball bags. Would absolutely love to be wrong on all of the above (besides the insults of Ashley and Charnley, I’m 100% correct in their descriptions) but sadly don’t see it at the moment.

But it turns out he had the last laugh and is now doing quite well for himself as YouTube nerd turned UKIP politician.

100k p.a? Does he run his own landscape gardening company or something??

Just as CT sold his gear and moved on to the next hobby. Unlucky

He went a bit mental, made out like he was minted, lost a £50 or £100 bet on here ( loser to donate to SBR Foundation), which he then reneged on, and eventually revealed his average weekly earnings, which were average. As you can imagine, we were very kind and understanding as we eviscerated him. Silly boy.

https://earth.app.goo.gl/keKWQp Behold my old man’s former joiners shop being converted into (a now beautiful) domestic dwelling, the gate entrance to the graveyard where the old joiner now rests, the rolling Cheviot hills and the much beloved village pub

Check out @KateEMcCann’s Tweet:

Glad that was in spoilers. Added a nice element of surprise to someone else hating the mackems. I knew it was coming but I didn't know what form it was going to take. Does this mean we have a patented "Special Relationship" with Coventry now?

“ So, was Hitler a dinosaur, Gaffer?” ” No son, don’t be daft” ” Was Hitler a naturalist then, Gaffer?” “ Not really Wayne, no” “ Shouldn’t we be in the Imperial War Musuem, Boss?”

Very much enjoying the idea of Hodgson holding hands with him as they wander around the National History Museum.

Could’ve been worse, he could’ve ended up doing a Footy Podcast

Ohhh. Deano? I've only heard about it in moments like this, I wasn't actually here then indeed.

Oh whoop de fucking do. He earns 100k, like that means we have to take him seriously

That’s only so he can use the blitzkreig method when playing wa’ammer.

The gift that keeps on giving

A rousing ten man chant telling Newcastle United to fuck off there

Looks like Batten bought his wig from a Viz advert.

Don't give him the clicks/views/whatever.

Aye, still in with a shout of going down with 4 games left and it's a good season. What a fucking chump that tit is.

Well that speaks volumes. We're 15th and he's calling that a good season.

Who are remainers going to vote for?

Not that it’s anything anyone with a football pulse didn’t know but talk about literally giving the game away. Barely surviving is a good season and the cunt running the whole shebang told local journalists he’s happy with that. Probably would’ve sad the same had his wages not been recently doubled too.

I said it before and will say it again: Charnley is the biggest charlatan of all of them. For someone who should know from own experience what the club was like before Ashley his blind obedience to the fat cunt is treasonous.

The Cadwalladr's video btw. They targeted people they thought were "persuadable" with Facebook ads. Sound like anyone we know?

https://www.ted.com/talks/carole_cadwalladr_facebook_s_role_in_brexit_and_the_threat_to_democracy/up-next Fuck you Ant!

It's nice to have friends in the world.

Not looking so daft now, is he?