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Get in, Rafa. Far too many managers talking about how they wouldn't want to disrupt the game and sabotage the "entertainment". Like football is a show in which racism must occasionally be tolerated, rather than eradicated.

Need a right back desperately. Yedlin is fucking shite. Fast as fuck, but shit for brains.

I'm literally illegal in Abu Dhabi and I'd still rather Man City won it. Fuck Liverpool.

Trooper’s sheets will be sopping

A lie doesn’t become truth just by repetition of various people...

Strong and stable leadership in the national interest my arse

Right, watched all of After Life to give it a fair bash rather than just blindly disliking Ricky Gervais and I did like it quite a bit. Easily the best thing he's done post-Extras and telling that he managed it without Merchant. You have the regular missteps where he's writing scenes in an attempt to shoehorn his stand-up routine/beliefs in there but on the whole, it's thoughtful, emotional and contains a surprisingly accurate portrayal of the grief cycle and how human interaction is shaped when two people are at different stages of it. It seems to take a very dismissive view of therapy which struck me as particularly mean-spirited but maybe there's a sub-section of lying, snake oil therapists operating outside of the health industry that I don't know about. Nevertheless, it has his most sympathetic cast of characters since The Office and earns all the pathos through incredibly strong characterisation alongside excellent pacing and strong performances. Now, having said all that, I also started watching This Time and I would slam into Partridge's co-host like that final Tetris piece nestling into a perfect game.

I am stuck home with a flu at the moment so had a look at the Netflix documentary. It’s brilliant tbh. You can see their efforts to set up a crescendo for a change of fortune and the great finale. I still have to watch two episodes so Ian all excited how it will end...

It’s just a deliberate misquotation of the actual yougov poll, which actually came to the conclusion that hardly anybody, not even leavers, want a no deal outcome. https://yougov.co.uk/topics/politics/articles-reports/2019/04/04/what-do-public-think-about-no-deal-brexit It are worrying times when even the political masterclass resort to those tactics and not just wilfully leave it to (russian) trolls and bots...

No idea how Walker is still on the pitch after that headbutt, red card all day long. VAR is fucking pointless if you still have the same bent refs making the decisons.

He knows what it’s like. He was black when he was in the army

If we were half as good at shooting into the goal as ourselves into the foot we would long be safe.

Well whoever was backing palace's penalty taker for an anytime goal was onto a pretty good/safe bet. We'll stay up and that's what's making me shrug my shoulders rather than getting worked up but this is fucking shite tbh. A draw or a narrow win when we're likely to stay up wouldn't have been as celebrated as it would've been a few weeks ago. Modern football brought to you by Mike Ashley, eh? Absolute shite.

Is that some Karate Kid next level training or what?

I love how silent the studio goes and the absolute thick cunt presses on.

This commentator talking Zaha up as if he's fucking Ronaldo.

Need to get our heads straight now cos we have battered them this half

They always talk about Mirandhina, but dont mention Robledo.

Don't know many man city fans personally but come across a few through the years, same with Liverpool. Other than the glory hunters from everywhere and anywhere I'd edge towards the scousers. Not that I'm that arsed but seen gobby man city fans BEFORE they won the lottery so it's just down to personal experience I suppose.

Fuck off you owl faced cunt.

Fucking kicking it out like that. Ffs

To play for Palace do you have to have a cunt of a haircut?

A decent cross from Yedlin

Give Noelie a break, it’s his first day at his new job.

Luckily we have that 7 point gap against Cardiff because these last 6 games could be very interesting Crystal Palace (h) Leicester (a) Southampton (h) Brighton (a) Liverpool (h) Fulham (a)

We are going to dick them. Joselu hat trick.

We must not lose this man!

He prefers the Whitely Bay version.

Shame on you for misspelling Whitley Bay essembee, it’s the Geordie riviera ffs.

Racism: if you don’t like it then fuck off, you black bastard.

Just give them £10 million and Gayle. That's how simple football transfers are.