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I do love when people make up stories and then have the cheek to get annoyed when nobody believes them. See: McCann, Kate and Gerry

Fuckwits will lap up populist cunts like Piers Morgan telling them no deal is the will of the people and politicians have no idea what the consequences of it will be (in fairness there’s evidence of the latter). I’m in favour of Norway Plus now. I hope somehow a compromise is reached and we get this. If referendums are a bad idea then so are second referendums. If you think the first campaign was bad the next will be fucking horrific. I don’t trust the British public to deliver a sensible result.

https://www.theguardian.com/cities/gallery/2019/apr/02/how-they-built-cycling-tunnels-under-the-tyne-by-hand-in-pictures

I’ll bet that was about as exciting as the heat death of the universe.

I'm going to add, because I'm a realist, that I also half expect Corbyn to come out of that meeting having somehow basically agreed to everything May wanted while celebrating having extracted concessions on some manner of public transport issue.

I hope it’s against Ebbsfleet.

Knuckledragger in the capital: the diaries Day 1:confronted Asian with bag https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/terrorist-on-my-tube.1468279/

I fucking wish

Most the "mags" there are utter ickle spickle arse lickers. Sima not so much but fuck me why waste your time on there to the extent he does. Read the first post of that thread. I'm actually embarrassed for the OP, fucking hell.

Americans go batshit over host shows tbf. It’s the only place that most of them get their pop culture news. Look at Saturday Night Live, that’s been the opposite of funny for its entire lifespan and it’s revered.

For me the only way Corbyn can possibly redeem his pathetic performance over Brexit is to get PV included as part of the deal. I've never missed a vote in any election since I was 18, nearly forty years worth and I have voted straight Labour every time. If Corbyn enables Brexit without a PV that's me done until he has gone.

Just comeback from a weekend in Belgium. Some fuckwit Burnley six fingered cunt in our hotel was pissed up at the bar one night. He told the barman that the EU makes the UK jump through hoops in terms of living, especially Health and Safety. Fuck me. We ended up leaving the bar. We passed loads of road works on the motorways over there and never seen the miles and miles of cones and speed restrictions like you do in the UK. Its a simple short slow down, then back on it. We saw one bloke in a cheery picker working on a light in the middle. About 200m before it they have placed a truck saying the lane was closed. Then cones upto where he was working then thats it. The other side was still open and no problems. I am sure Belgium like most countries has it's issues. But driving around the place, it's fucking spotless. The UK is slowly turning into a fucking landfill site. The motorways there is litter everywhere, there's fucking shite everywhere. We have fuck all respect for our country. We don't educate kids on the correct stuff. People read shite in the Mail and Sun and get drawn into the fucking bull shit. Daft cunts. All to keep the people down and dazed. Fuck off Murdoch etc CUNTS

He is a prick of the highest order. The knacker later on saying “you stopped a terrorist attack” ffs. Reiver gets extremely defensive when they take the piss out of him. Should be renamed Semtex, as in liable to go off any moment.

Best part is it probably never happened

No shock that Reiver spanner is a complete racist. I love that it never dawns on Reiver that since a train hasn’t blown up since his heroic actions it’s fair to say the bloke isn’t a terrorist

Well something has to replace the Andy Carroll transfer rumour every transfer window.

You can't allow the public to vote on no deal ffs. Why are we required to give a vote on no deal? It's May's deal plus whatever concessions Corbyn gets, or we stay in. That's what they vote in.

Yeah but...

Quiff spotted on his morning commute

I am not convinced it’s him. Not enough flapping involved.

Rattled

I used to cycle to work through that in days of yore - there was something thrilling about going full belt in complete safety.

It’s a good away trip imo. And I prefer the ground to most of the identikit ones that have sprung up post-Hillsborough. That said ARE YOU WATCHING, NOELIE!!!!!

Fucking hell, saying the blame is 50/50. FIFA or UEFA should come down on those two as well as the Cagliari support.

You basically spew out any old shite and people will watch it if you add in a ‘celebrity guest’ element

It's a political loss for the county that it IMO deserves, but its not a loss to individuals.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47793676 I know Italian football has problems with racism but when the victim's own manager and captain are blaming him then there's something seriously wrong.

Isn’t she just flirting with Corbyn to get the rest of the fucknuts in her party to come to heel? 13 cabinet members back no deal? Think she’s just trying to call their bluff...

Means we should be able to re-sign Mitro.

Ian Dunt's take. Synopsis: don't trust the bitch. https://www.politics.co.uk/blogs/2019/04/02/no-10-statement-look-out-for-theresa-may-s-no-deal-trap

I sensing a lot of dislike for James Corden in here. I fully approve

He wrote a hit tv series which was a comedy based around a romance and he didn’t even give himself the lead role. The fat, unfunny cunt

I dunno, he must be in his 70's now.

Just another Cattermole by the sounds of him, little armed tosser

I was just talking to someone last week about how it's now 74 years since ww2 finished so anyone claiming first hand experience of it would have to be 85 plus. The cunts coming out with this line of imperialist bullshit are all my age and a bit older who grew up in the 70s/80s - it's complete fucking shit based on nonsense.

There is a way out of this if the politicians stop acting like fucking children and compromise on at least one fucking thing so we can try to find a consensus. All this talk of acting in the national interest has been exposed for what it is - absolutely cynical uturns from JRM and bojo before MV 2.5, and a complete failure from Green/LibDem/TIG to back Norway plus. I'm starting to wonder if the country needs the punch in the face of a no deal Brexit to inspire a majority to try to recalibrate our relationship with Europe. Maybe the only way to wipe out enthusiasm for Brexit is to have no ideal and for it to be absolutely shit - several years of savage pain, rations, jobs losses etc. Maybe that's the only way to forge a new consensus that being in Europe is actually a good thing. I don't buy ewerk's line that it'll all blow over in a couple of years if we try to pretend it never happened. We're stuck with this fucking nonsense for decades when we should really be focussing on the big issue of the day - impending climate disaster.

Fast and the furious 17: Roundabouts are hard

It’s because he didn’t grab them by the pussy. Do you really want a bloke who sounds absolutely harmless as the next president? WELL???? DO YOU??

What’s most amazing is that Rafa managed to strike the exact same pose 12 months apart.

Oh and Pickford was out in Sunderland last night. Filmed scrapping outside of a pub

Cattermole missing that penalty was made even better by the camera immediately cutting to Micky Gray looking fucking stupid in the gantry. Even they know that one of the three things Sunderland is famous for, other than aiding nonces and voting Leave in record numbers, is some prick missing penalties at Wembley. Fucking lovely. I've got some tunes queued up, some Elijah Craig sitting in the cupboard and RTG is getting a right good read through tonight.

Bob Mortimer's Fun Bus surely?

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/6-defeats-in-6-consecutive-wembley-appearances.1468083/ 6 in a rerrrr as well

3 threads on Cattermole, Jack Ross is shit, their captain is a bottler, the cup is shit anyway, and they’d prefer to win at the SoL anyway (not sure how that’s mutually exclusive mind). Pompey thoroughly deserved to win but they’re all convinced they’ll batter them in the league. Nice demoralizing loss that took ages, now for a busy run in

If they were "logical" they'd realise that outs him as a non-MLF - true ones know everything about NUFC.