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It's like shagging a super model one day, then wanking off over a bowl of super noodles the next

I love that they keep doing it to themselves. We went down, it’s the fizzy pop league and their reserves would piss it and only the PL matters, we swap leagues and Championship is what matters the PL isn’t real football. They go down yet again, the mags are obsessed, they’ll get to finally watch proper football and will piss this league, then the EFL Trophy is mint, the mags just make up the PL numbers and it’s way better to win the trophy. Now the EFL trophy is shite and promotion is what matters.

Absolute scenes here in my local.....

An amazing two year run to qualify, get all the way to Wembley in the EFL trophy and they lose a penalty shoot out. That's Sunderland for you.

Catts looking gutted tbf

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/6-defeats-in-6-consecutive-wembley-appearances.1468083/ 6 in a rerrrr as well

Wembley today, Accrington Stanley on Wednesday

3 threads on Cattermole, Jack Ross is shit, their captain is a bottler, the cup is shit anyway, and they’d prefer to win at the SoL anyway (not sure how that’s mutually exclusive mind). Pompey thoroughly deserved to win but they’re all convinced they’ll batter them in the league. Nice demoralizing loss that took ages, now for a busy run in

Absolutely class that Cattermole fucked it up. Now how do they get home? Do they just follow the bus on the way back?

Fucking idiots, every single one of the small time thick bastards.

That pie looks horrific... As for Sunderland today, it's been nice to relive some of the highlights of the past few years on RTG. Sack the board Sack the manager Sack Cattermole fans don't deserve this we're cursed I wish we had that paedo playing for us the mags are still jealous man 'absolutely gutted' followed by 'what the fuck is wrong with you marra, nee real Sunderland fan cares, now the team can focus on the league!! I'm glad we lost, me - winning would have been a distraction!" "I'm just delighted we got to the final man, a wembley final in my life time, the mags can only dream!"

Bob Mortimer's Fun Bus surely?

Does it? I’d go to settings and have a look to see if it can be done manually, marra

The Don’t.

Is that Lal Mick?

Not the first time they’ve got worked up over an image of some kid.

This is too much like

“Heard a group of MLFs that used to be handy in the 80’s spotted some mouthy 13 year old mag twats in a tube station, the MLFs set about them, they can laugh about our loss today but we won the war” followed by a lot of “ gerrin” posts

Can’t wait to see Stewart Donald’s attempt to put a positive spin on that.

They already took hold of your country because without the likes of Farage et al Brexit would never have happened. And while not all of the 17.4 m people who voted to leave are genuine racists the core of the decision- to shut out foreigners and blame them for things not being right in the UK - has been fundamentally racist.

In fairness, I can appreciate their excitement for this final given their qualifying run started in 2016.

Well constructed argument from three mackems where one thought they were shit and out sung by Portsmouth fans and the other two don't.....

Cattermole missing that penalty was made even better by the camera immediately cutting to Micky Gray looking fucking stupid in the gantry. Even they know that one of the three things Sunderland is famous for, other than aiding nonces and voting Leave in record numbers, is some prick missing penalties at Wembley. Fucking lovely. I've got some tunes queued up, some Elijah Craig sitting in the cupboard and RTG is getting a right good read through tonight.

He speaks like he's deaf. The cognitive dissonance is in full swing on RTG now. None of them are fussed cos it was a tinpot cup and the league is more important

Can’t get WiFi on the train home…

Did they shite on their seats or something like?

You ok hun? PM me.

Violently assaulted for not being classy

"The Don"

Ramen it in there…

For just £5 a month you can provide shoes and food for little Jack. Please give generously.

Gerrin!!

Despite everything else that's wrong with it, somehow the worst part is the way they say "were"/"its" in the exact same line as "we're"/"it's"

Remind me, the fans taking the moral high ground there want to re-sign a sex offender who just got out of prison right?

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/portsmouth-supporters.1468088/ “ No class”

business as usual then

They can save some face by claiming to have seen some 'mags' that are down for the Arsenal game and that their arses fell out or summit

Aye but it’s only a 10 minute stroll from Parliament Square

Love that after all the shite them and their shambles of an owner have chatted about this cup it’s not even made the front page of BBC football our game against Arsenal will be though...

I love his comments that we literally make up the numbers in the PL, firstly that contradicts his comment about how he knows nothing about NUFC, but secondly that is literally what they have done every single season they’ve been in the PL at least we challenged for the title and CL at points.

Half of them still havnt found their way out of the car park

I hope that’s the only missed pen

Catts for me like

Bit early to be drinking

The Johnson jailed trophy

Catts, probs on about 50k pw