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Mackens, loved all over the world but nee idea how to get there.

I’m torn, to be honest- It’ll be fucking hilarious if they go down and get their arses handed to them, but the comedic value of them actually winning and celebrating the fucking thing might just top it.

As an aside, finally getting round to watching the Netflix documentary and I'm buckled in the first minute. An actual sermon about their shit football team, intercut with images of some speccy kid pointing at his napper, screaming "FUCKING THINK ABOUT IT!" as Billy Jones looks on, almost in tears. What a crease this is going to be.

'A JUS WANTED TO KNA IF WEMBALEE HAD A CAR PARK MARRAAAAAA'

They really are a gift that keeps on giving. All this clart on for the fucking Trotter Independent Trading Co Cup, our youth team were in it man. Iirc Pompey are taking as many as them but the way they’re going on you’d think it’s some phenomenal flood of support of which the world has never seen. I’d be more impressed if they filled their own ground the bunch of scruffs.

Sterling getting abuse again apparently. Makes me even happier we drubbed them. It’s class having so much positivity about this England side, even if we don’t win things it’s a good team to actually watch. So much better than watching Gerard and Lampard plod about putting in ridiculously half arsed performances while that fucking relaxed fit jean and rugby top wearing England band parped on in the background.

That's ok, no cunt from outside this area has any clue who mackems are.

Could be one for Most Haunted to tackle.

I'd be surprised if you didn't know it down to the last person mind.

Balls deep

They’ve missed the word “Sleeves” off their nickname, silly boys.

I'll say one thing in favour of a no-deal Brexit, if we're all flat broke then at least these arseholes will be too.

It’s fucking mint, mind.

Onward my noble steed, Wembley awaits!

“Anyone know any good coaching inns where I can water my horses?”.

White theme is how we rolled back in the day for the original old school man dem. The black theme is perverse so no surprise you opted for it, Rayvin

But these deals with the EU always go down to the wire. They’re about to blink any second.

Aye, I’m #TeamRaheem. The fact he’s a thoughtful, intelligent kid is made even better by the fact that the press are livid that he’s switched on

I mean, it has been known for some enterprising young fellows to engage in a bit of rectal pyro-smuggling, but you'd probably have to ask them whether they remember to remove it before lighting it.

You’ve missed the point of the article, which thousands have read.

the Great Escape music became the soundtrack for a shit performance in my mind

Not much point in even holding the tournament now. We’ll just hand you the trophy now and be done with it.

It will take the UK economy years to recover from the irony deficit caused by brexit.

I don’t think they’ve ever left Sunderland. The “can I follow a coach all the way to Wembley” & “how do I get on a train” questions pretty much confirm that.

Have these inbred fuckers ever been anywhere ever? Unbelievable the shite on that site. I read it to feel good about myself. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/no-announcement.1467161/

I know, thought Katie Hopkins had more sense

Love how he is so thin-skinned that he takes the time to reply to each and every troll out there

OMG, this is a topic to ridicule the Sunderland? HAHAHAH Love you. We saw you cry at Neflix! PS: I didn't know the menaning of 'macken'... Sorry for the inconvenience

RIP. Great singer

You seem to be saying that the opinion of a poster on here towards another one constitutes some sort of proof as to what the latter is actually like. It may be the case but I don’t think it’s a particularly good line of argument for you to pursue

Maybe you both lost...

Just a little tip - you’re only funny when you’re not trying to be.

The irony being, those are the types of people you aspire to be Like an overweight, pointy headed hyacinth bucket ffs

Absolutely vile bunch. I know we are biased against them but fucking hell man.

Their embarrassing lack of self awareness is showing again lately.. they are going on about this ‘final at Wembley’ like they have just cruised into the FA cup final They made it to the final of the coveted Pritt-stick cup.. a competition made up of league 1 and below teams with some higher league u21 sides chucked in Their hypocrisy knows no bounds.. remember a couple of seasons ago? ‘we don’t pay attention to lower league football’ and ‘enjoy Burton’ but now of course it’s a massive achievement to be relegated to league 1 just so they could be involved in that competition, I don’t even know anymore It’s basically like bragging about being the skinniest bloke at fat camp ‘the lightest here this summer is Peter who clocks in at 26 stone, he’s hoping to get down to under 20 by the end of the year’