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Their embarrassing lack of self awareness is showing again lately.. they are going on about this ‘final at Wembley’ like they have just cruised into the FA cup final They made it to the final of the coveted Pritt-stick cup.. a competition made up of league 1 and below teams with some higher league u21 sides chucked in Their hypocrisy knows no bounds.. remember a couple of seasons ago? ‘we don’t pay attention to lower league football’ and ‘enjoy Burton’ but now of course it’s a massive achievement to be relegated to league 1 just so they could be involved in that competition, I don’t even know anymore It’s basically like bragging about being the skinniest bloke at fat camp ‘the lightest here this summer is Peter who clocks in at 26 stone, he’s hoping to get down to under 20 by the end of the year’

Waiting for full darkness before she can step outside

I hope she's announcing that she's terminally ill.

She only wanted a short delay though...

Howey wasn’t part of the starting XI and it was only those that got featured before the match. He came on as sub for Ruddock. Lee Hendrie (LEE FUCKING HENDRIE ) also came off the bench. It was actually an ok watch. Agree with KD about Merson too although he’s a lucky lad as he’s an awful pundit who knows next to fuck all. Same goes for Merson

Good to see May has finally got that unity she's been calling for, anyway. 90%!

I’ll never doubt your level of influence again.

Please kill yourself. Signed The Electorate.

Probably the most unifying candidate tbh. Could be an inspiration to CT too, losing all that weight without resorting to fat fighters.

get your money on her surviving the year then

Leadsom. I've used this line before but if she gets to PM its basically the plot of King Ralph but with someone's nana instead of a fat American. She's as thick as shit. Even Corbyn could get the better of her at PMQs.

Unreal this. Bullied yet again. She's fucking useless cos the threats she stands and makes at the dispatch box are completely without consequence. She stood there last week saying that this would mean a long extension and all of the dicks in her party are just there thinking "bitch we know how desperate you are to keep this job. We'll tell YOU what this means." What a thoroughly pathetic human being she is.

Your influence does not extend to me.

Sums him up, the fucking allotment bothering cunt.

Almost certainly meaningless, but petition to revoke A50 - hit 160,000 in 24 hours: https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/241584

Hope everything works out mate

I blame CT

Hope all's well, mate.

I was taking a break from being antisemitic. But now I'm back, so we can once again resume conflation of criticism of the media with antisemitism.

I only saw the first show, tbf.

Check out @sturdyAlex’s Tweet:

Was that her response?

Or winning gold at the Special Olympics.

I'm diagnosed with asthma, mainly because of a cat allergy as it happens (cat fur precipitates attacks as does dog fur). Anyway, as I avoid hairy animals I'm fine, but I can't get undiagnosed. I've a prescription prepayment certificate and have stockpiled loads of salbutamol I'll never use. If anyone goes short, give me a bell.

Sorry to hear that. Our lass has bad asthma. Horrible thing.

As a healthy man with 300 bog rolls in hotpress I say yes you can.

And we had such high hopes for her.

He comes across as a reasonable bloke who is genuinely afflicted by addictions and hates himself for it. Hard to feel malice for a grown man who is crying at falling off the wagon

I don't necessarily think there are more racists in the world than there used to be, but it's certainly scary that we are back to a point in time where its almost socially acceptable to publically air your racism again.

Blatantly checking for immigrant boats.