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If he hadn’t scored against us they probably wouldn’t care for him anymore, that is literally how small minded they are as a fanbase

Mrs. F has had to go in to work as her boss has arranged shit for Women’s Day on the theme of work/life balance. She’s been told she must attend. Friday is her usual day off.

Same applies to halal/kosher - legal exemption for traditional barbarism.

Rearrange the first letters of those words and I think we can see exactly where he’s going with that

Honestly man, that’s an absolute disgrace. Disgusting behavior, also a nice dollop of victim blaming there. I’m sure the people making those comments have a full picture of what happened and the impacts on the adolescent girl and her family.

It was supposed to be International Women’s Day on Monday but they took too long getting ready!

Talk about your everyday homophobia.

International splitarse day today. There's a distinct lack of splitbots on here these days so everyone should treat this as their safe space today. Stay strong brothers.

Watched the Jackson thing. Not only was he a paedophile, he was a cheat.

I'd call it "effective." We finished 10th last season. We're going to stop up this season with some room to spare. All of this on basically no budget at all. What miracles do you expect him to work? If the matchday experience is flat, it isn't down to Rafa, I think that's clear. It's down to the fat bastard finally grinding us down over ten years.

I don't think he would have been expecting us to push for a top 6 place this season. I think he'll have been hoping to get the backing to have us comfortably in the top pushing towards about 8th. He's not daft enough to think we can push the top six without serious financial backing. I agree with those saying they think he really wants to stay but I don't think Ashley will do what's required to keep him.

It's the result of decades of pseudoscientific bullshit here in the U.S. - some quack around the turn of the century started spouting that circumcision would lead to a reduction in masturbation and a decline in certain nervous diseases. The "theory" gained widespread popularity and the practice calcified, even though most doctors here now know that there is no real benefit at all. Neither myself, my son, nor my father is circumcised. The practice is extremely widespread (for both males and females) in Egypt, and so I don't actually know how it came about that my father missed out on that procedure, but I'm happy he did, as I'm sure it contributed to his decision to not have it done to me or my brothers. I do know that my family would be considered fairly moderate Muslims (by middle eastern standards.) As far as I know, none of my female relatives have had it done either, which I am very grateful for (not as much as they are, I reckon.) @Gloom: please do not think I'm trying to defend the horrific, monstrous practice of FGM. But I do want you to know that in most cases the entire clitoris is not removed, nor any part of the labia. In an actual "circumcision", it is just the hood of the clitoris that is taken off. Again, there is no reason to do this and the practice should be drummed out of existence.

Oh, right. I get it now. Also a few beers deep.

And yet Kirk Douglas is still going. Terrible news for my death pool.

I certainly did not. Religious customs can do one for me. As can religion full stop. A load of mumbo jumbo nonsense for those who are scared of the dark. I was circumcised because my mother felt family pressure to do it. I resent that that decision was made for me and I felt no pressure to do the same to my boy. I still don’t think it’s quite as awful because my knob is still functional. FGM is barbaric in its savagery.

I think it was just medically fashionable for decades. They used to argue it prevented penile cancer but that's so rare its not a justification. There was another study a few years ago which suggested it reduced aids infection but it was debunked I think. I'm with Fist - if I started a religion and said I wanted to lop off something a lot less useful like ear lobes I'd be jailed ten seconds after the first op - say its 6000 years old and it's somehow okay.

https://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/fifa-reject-chelseas-bid-to-freeze-two-window-transfer-ban/1q6407xs4721n1ki5b4sc0xjm6

I think male circumcision on religious or cultural grounds is very cruel. It’s an irreversible procedure on a child too young to give his consent. But it isn’t as barbaric as female circumcision so I can understand why there hasn’t been the same rush to outlaw it. That’s my view, I’m not particularly engaged with the Jewish community so no idea if a new consensus is forming but I’d be surprised if that were the case.

If only as part of the "You don't know what you're doing", "Attack, Attack, Attack attack attack" "Fuck off Sam Allardyce" medley

What?

Fair enough. I was out of mein kampfort zone as it was.

That’s me done with the jew puns. Torah for now

Cooking on gas, here mate.

Feel like the right time to repost this classic

Seems like a good lad. Solid if unspectacular squad player. We’ve had way worse. I’d keep him if he sorts out his family difficulties are resolved. If not you can’t blame him for leaving and would wish him the best.

Well not just Brexit. I think that the NI Secretary Karen Bradley just about nails it here, 'I never intended to give anyone the impression that I believed what I said'.

Even worse.

The even more ridiculous thing is that the backstop was designed by the UK. It was a concession by the EU to grant a UK wide customs union that the UK are now saying is unacceptable. Fucking farcical.

Your attention span is unreal. I would stick to sketch comedy and music videos from now on.

That Polish Nick had the look of ‘this is the last face you’ll ever see’ about him

Check out @bbcquestiontime’s Tweet:

Thought that was a retirement gathering for Cacapa?

Plenty of time to cook the Mrs loads of poachies, along with time to spare for a good old stare. The comment after ewerk’s post btw

That Pompey game under Allardyce

I was at the Burnley match a couple of weeks ago. It was a great atmosphere. You clearly didnt sit through the Allardyce or Joe Kinnear days if you think this is the lowest the crowd has ever been ffs

Well, I, for one, would RATHER lose 4-3 than win 1-0

His brand of football is archaic from years gone by. The matchday experience is as low as its ever been. He'll leave anyway because only a fucking idiot or a desperado would work under Ashley.

Now Andrea Leadsom says in the commons that a proposed debate on islamophobia in the UK is a matter for the foreign office. Fucking hell

https://www.entrepreneur.com/article/329790?fbclid=IwAR1f4UIlPWnDlYNacOZQCwha_pO8pAItV1GEb6uRpG6eRu5iDdQ4nZjZ76U

From people last year?

The antisemitism stuff is FOR SURE getting disproportionate press coverage btw. It's why I only read Heat Magazine these days.

She's apologised now. Unreal though. Makes the jew hunter Rayvin look like Oscar Schindler.

You're both very weird creeps.

Well, Grandad's been at the port again.

Their scramble for Checkatramp Final tickets is nothing short of GERLD

Shit in my hand and clapped