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We have been shafted so many times by shit decisions this season. Whether you think that's a foul or not, the reality is that gets given as a foul 99/100 times. Another fucking areshole ref wanting to make a name for himself in the 95th minute of a game. Start Almiron against Huddersfield and Burnley and lets fucking hammer them

Odds that the Mackem Wolf or whatever the fuck his name is will be on here giving it the big one after his amazing, totally not a tinpot goal-music-playing nothing of a club secured an incredible draw against the mighty Mags courtesy of some 96th minute cheating?

He's been busy at graft.

What did this ref do recently that was beyond thick again? Could see Almiron being the difference here if he comes on. Based purely on me wanting him to be

That’ll be the lads who just couldn’t drag themselves away from the warm welcome, warmer beer, and re-warmed chips at Wolverhampton’s shittest top pub.

If you look closely I believe you'll find there are 62 empty seats

Good on ya Fist! I'm in the same boat here, today is the first day of my self employment. Starting my own consulting firm, excited but terrified as well. Good Luck young man!!

Nice one mate are you doing it down in Boro? I am not a good good swimmer and when I did the bit when they drop the helicopter into the pool and flip it over, I got out of my seat and out of the window before the cunt had hit the water. There was one fella who couldn’t work his seat belt, so just held his breath until they pulled the helicopter back up, stupid smoggy cunt (aye, I’m from Boro).

A mix of mild excitement and average trepidation. I’ve left the business I’ve been at for 10yrs, today was the first day of my offshore survival training, all things being well I should be twiddling my thumbs on a rig off the coast of Holland in a few weeks time. Life begins (again) at 50

I think we’re pretty much fucked, insects or not.

Doing nothing for the Midlands’ “Land that Time Forgot” reputation by quoting a load of unfunny stereotypes from the 80s, mind.

Their name scores more in Scrabble

Shows up to troll, leaves rattled as fuck

If Shelvey ever remembers that he's a player again Almiron is the type that could work phenomenally well with him.

As an aside, its going to be funny as fuck when this relationship with mendes crumbles and bites wolves in the backside. They might be interesting for a brief period when it does happen mind you.

It’s disappointing but we’d all have taken a point before the game and we’ve got winnable games coming up now. Almiron showed a lot of promise in his little cameo. Absolutely desperate to get on the ball. We’ll be alright, I think.

Owen Hargreaves calls it spot on. Defender's arms are on Dubravka's shoulders well before the ball is in the area, keeping him from making a fair play at the ball and pulling him backwards. Dubravka could have been stronger but a bigger player's arms land on his shoulders and pull him off balance. Then an ex-referee comes in and stands up for the refereeing decision. Completely pointless having someone like that on. "I don't really think he's done too much wrong there (Boly).......he's (Dubravka) got the advantage of using his hands". Said immediately after footage of Boly using his hands to gain advantage, so tell us Dermott exactly what advantage does Dubravka have when another player lands on him from behind whilst he's waiting for a lofted cross to come into play?

I'm just fucking sick of shit teams like Wolves and Watford earning plaudits for being seventh or eighth - they're fucking shit man. No foul on Dubravka but foul on Almiron - and magic extra minute - but he was a cunt all night so didn't expect it to be disallowed.

There he is, delighted with the point while we're all furious not to win. Says a lot. 5 top flight seasons in 30+ years and hes on about us going back to the second tier

How is this not a foul on the keeper?

We'd still be going now if they hadn't

Longstaff motm fully deserved.

Wouldn’t this be a scary thread title to see on the first page?

Best part is seeing some of the “lads” in their wetsuit. Fellas who have been offshore since year dot and slammed on about 10 clem, just doing a refresher course. Them squeezing through the helicopter windows is prettt funny

Longstaff is the new David batty, but taller and less Yorkshite. Yedlin is a great athlete but he sure as shit isn’t a footballer

Almirons not a looker is he, bless him.

Tbf to the wolves fans, they’ve made a racket all game. You can usually hear our fans drowning out home fans in most PL games but not today

Dubravka best player for us so far, Longstaff just behind him.

Game needs more tits

We're having a flurry here, good chance for Rondon, well played through by Perez, those two work well together. Well defended by Coady tbf

Yedlin just did one, Ritchie now booked for dissent because he didn't get a penalty. Idiot.

‘‘Twas ever thus.

Missed the start, who is co-commentating on Sky? Sounds like whoever it is has only watched us play against the very top sides this season, if at all.

That light show is about as Micky Mouse abs it gets. I bet they play a cheesy song when they score too

He did cross my mind when I was typing that

Actually, it sums your club up, you thick mackem cunt

Great to see Wood come back at a real pace yesterday. The last few times I've seen him he's looked like he'd lost something but whether it's down to his fitness or his new run up, he was superb yesterday. Just in the nick of time for him too with Stone coming into the squad and Archer likely to get some sort of call up in the near future.

“Cunts” only gets you 7 points.

Correct Strapping Young Lad's "City" is still a fucking beast too.

I do! Ocean Machine - start to finish his best studio album in my opinion. Ziltoid and Z2 - These are both very stupid concept albums about an alien called ziltoid, they feature some absolutely awesome riffs. Absolute best listen is for me, Ocean Machine Live in Plovdiv. it has all of Ocean machine as its second half and a first half that is all fan selected songs with an orchestra, its a pretty comprehensive "best of". Go from there, his output is mental, he has released fucking loads of albums across numerous genres so see what sticks I suppose.

Oxford Brookes?

Aye it's nice like! I stayed in Oxford last week as I was visiting my lass. She studies there but we were off to the Spurs game. Some of the pubs were class and it's a great place to walk around and visit the education institutions I'm probably not clever enough to clean for a living. That Brewdog pub was canny, I don't like the beer but she's keen. Ginger bloke behind the bar put loads of Radiohead on for me. (Having already been to the Jericho, we left because they didn't have the football on). 1-1 is a good effort for Oxford City mind

Amazing side, until they came up against Rafa.

Where is Wolverhampton anyway? Is it a real place or a made up name like Everton?

Yesterday I travelled with the men of the “Dorset Yellows” via minibus to the ancient seat of learning that is the city of Oxford, dreaming of a flagon or two of fine ale amongst the dreaming spires and the beautiful butter-coloured Cotswold stone architecture of that fair town, only to arrive at the Blackbird, the only pub on the 1960s council estate Blackbird Leys, which older posters may remember was the scene of a large scale civil disturbance in the early 90s around the same time as Meadowell went up. Interesting pub for observers of social habits (or nosey bastards as they’re sometimes known, like me) as there appears to be two bars, one for the significant and long standing Caribbean community on the estate and one for those who may be termed “locals”. That’s not to say that there wasn’t a lot a cross pollination, but it was there none the less. This also affected the drinks on offer, Red stripe in cans & on draught also that really good Caribbean Guinness in bottles. So so we made our merry way to the nearby Kassam, a three sided concrete monstrosity that is a tribute to absolutely every single fuckin thing that is wrong with football in the 21st century, to be greeted by a horde of troglodyte orcs clad in red & white, grunting vaguely familiar chants that they may well have appropriated from a near geographical neighbour. Oxford are down in the basement of league 1 (and their utterly passionless crowd is indicative of this) but you couldn’t separate them in terms of quality from their simian visitors yesterday afternoon, both sides were fuckin abysmal. I have no idea if Will Grigg who couldn’t get a game at Wigan will turn out to be the signing they need to kick start their “promotion charge” because they appear not to have anybody who can provide any worthwhile service to him. He was anonymous, unlike ex QPR plastic jock knob jockey Jamie Machie, who busily lead Oxfords attack but missed three guilt edged chances in the first half alone. This invetibly lead to a mackem goal in first half injury time, a mess of a corner with their two gangly colt-like centre backs basically causing a “rummle” in the Oxford penalty area before some other mackem buffoon stabbed it home. Second half lots of huffing and puffing before the thrilling denounemont, a glorious counter attack by the Oxford winger who was the best player on the park by a mile who cut the ball back for substitute Browne to slide it home. Now there may have been an individual in the Oxford crowd quite close to the mackem section who was definetly old enough to know that running across seats to ram their shitty fuckin “big fish small pond” arrogance right back down their scrawny in bred throats was something that they definitely shouldn’t do under any circumstances. But I’m a right cunt for that sort of thing The evening was spent visiting the fleshpots of the Cowley Road, including the best Brewdog pub I’ve ever been in, a couple of delightfully dreadful 80s discos and a curry which we initially refused to pay for due to the 90 min wait we had to endure. Also possibly influenced by the 12 hour drinking session that was at that point very quickly unravelling. I think some money changed hands and the chef with the meat cleaver went back to the kitchen. So there you go, I am indeed that newly common species “Mag who watches the divi 3 mackems hoping to see them get beat”

Desperate to be relevant.

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