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Always wondered where you get your cutting insight from

obviously

which one is the coward?

“Planning “

City are back to the top, Liverpool are going to fuck it up again

Aye I'm enjoying it. She's good craic.

He managed to call Corbyn a cunt too so good day all round for him.

Aye I think they need to look at changing how they do things. I suppose to be fair they recognised how far we'd fallen behind in white ball cricket and changed things successfully there but I think it's been to the detriment of the test team. I think that might be partly because of having Bayliss as coach. He's definitely more of a white ball coach. I think it may be time to look at splitting the role after his contracts ends.

Because she’s 55?

The batting has been utterly pathetic so far. I hope Hammeed has a massive return to form at the start of the county season because we're seriously lacking in a top order.

Meanwhile, it's a bit childish but I appreciate the reference.

Give him a side parting and … Aa Haa!

I'm connecting through the place in the summer and I'm not even happy about that.

Easy to mock but swap UAE for Sunderland council and Qatar for Newcastle United and, err...... I mean, a council DOES have the right to protect itself from a mysterious cabal of Tyneside businessmen, after all.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/feb/05/british-man-detained-in-uae-after-wearing-qatar-football-t-shirt-to-match "The UAE authorities announced on 7 June 2017 that showing sympathy for Qatar on social media or by any other means of communication is an offence. Offenders could be imprisoned and subject to a substantial fine." Keep going on holiday to Dubai folks, it's completely normal.

Does Steve Wraith lead a fake procession in?

Imagine the shame if nobody turned up

The thing i find immensely frustrating about the GE defeat is they'll come out afterwards saying things like "we didn't appreciate the strength of feeling that people in our membership had for remaining" or something that suggests they're totally out of touch with reality or liars.

Just out of interest do your family find child abuse jokes funny? Do you crack these hilarious jokes with them? Or do you hide this stupid side of your personality from them or are you a loner? With regards to rules, I was referring to the forum rules. Is this not a forum which is moderated to prevent foul messages? People posting and allowing child abuse jokes no doub reflects badly on the site and puts a lot of people off posting and it spoils threads. As a Necastle United fan I am ashamed and embarrassed that other Newcastle fans stoop this low to use child abuse to mock Sunderland. I typed this one-handed as I was “watching” Secret Life of a 5yr Old from my W. Bank.

Don't worry, May has assembled the dream team working group to sort out the backstop featuring such intellectual giants as Steve Baker, Owen Patterson and Marcus Fysh. Here's Fysh's most insightful take on the border problem to date: