Leaderboard

They got city’s kids in the next round, best lube up their fulwell

I like the cut of her jib

Cunce

Don't tell him, Pike!

Sounds painful. I hope you used lube.

Fuck off Looney, you don't get to speak for me. No one cares if Davies is a lumberjack, moose fucker. Andrew is just being obtuse. I bought a bargain Rockcase recently for a Jazzmaster/Jaguar if that's what you're asking?

Bas Dost? More chance of signing the fucking submarine from Das Boot.

ONE TWO THREE TECHNO MAXIMUM VELOCITY (yes I will keep doing this until we sign him)

You’ll have to explain that to him, he’s not a military man.

The thread slayer arrives bang on cue

Just another example of the ‘running the club like a business’ patter being absolute bollocks

I wouldn't get cocky if I was you

There is no doubt Ashley is a cunt and a tight cunt at that but I can sort understand why they have huge differences in valuation. When, if ever, have you heard of a MLS player costing 25 million? And we all know that if the other clubs which are allegedly in for him, actually rated/wanted him, 25 million is a snip in today's prices. Truth is it is another Ashley ruse, there is no way the club is going to pay that sort of money for a player, let alone one from a 3rd tier league.

He could be an arthritic and asthmatic donkey, suffering from double vision, I’d still pin more hope on him than Joselu