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https://m.twitch.tv/scumerblandvsnufc?desktop-redirect=true This lad will probably get banned mind, but maybe not Sorry if posting links isnt allowed but this is exceptional circumstances

Tbh you'd need a group to hug CT. He's apparently very rotund.

On the way back and that was funny as fuck. The sheer ANGER raining down on our bairns was slightly terrifying and the way they were celebrating was largely embarrassing but what a crease. Whoever it was that scored their third, responsed to the “Who the fucking hell are you?” chants by shushing the crowd well done, you scored past our U23s second choice keeper and got roundly laughed at by our away support. He’s certainly found the right club.

The lads don’t look too upset mind…

Only 7??

I think it's how many fingers they have on each hand.

For those who’ve never been to the SOS, I’ve marked the toilets with a cross. Bit drafty.

It sounds quite exciting and innovative. I'll not be watching it, like.

That's every welshman with a suntan in history tbh.

"Credit to Sunderland" says some paid gimp on Radio Newcastle

'Who the fucking hell are you' they sing to an U21 side they paid £15 to see play

Only they would try and claim this as a real win against us 😂 A different level of sadness on display from them as always

Can’t really blame our lads for being behind… … it’s way past their bedtime.

https://m.twitch.tv/fifa19playernufc?desktop-redirect=true and the cunts have scored

Pandon Burn Ouseburn Lort Burn. All Newcastle streams. Anyone got any more?

Half time, we can actually win this

It got to the top 5 in the list of fortnite streams and got banned 😂

Come on Sorensen rip these dirty cunts a new one, you’ll become a legend before you’ve even kicked a ball for the first team

They can't make six changes, they're not allowed

In that case commiserations on your upcoming divorce.

We've seen it all before, young kid banging goals in at youth level then never gets a chance at senior level and moves on. That's always been the problem with the club, far too many talented young players with potential fail to step up to the first team squad and make an impact. Hopefully this lad is different.

What does the other side look like?

No Deal. It's the only thing that will mean those leading the charge for this will actually have to suffer the consequences.

May's deal means the managed decline of the UK, no deal means unmanaged decline. A reluctant vote for the former, obviously.

I thought his answer made perfect sense. Which premier league manager has time to watch every tinpot club in the country? I've heard of Maja because he's scoring quite a few goals for our local rivals. But I've got no clue who most of the rest of their team are apart from Max Power (because of the name and the fact he keeps getting sent off) and I've got absolutely no idea what players from other clubs are doing well in that league. As he says it would be his scouting team who would bring someone like that to his attention (just the same as it would be for most players in other leagues).

That's the whole point of it. Its' based around one of them.

I knew shaqiri was small but..

I guess they all look the same? [/Mrs. HMHM]

The wife looked up at the TV last night and said, 'he's changed.' I said, 'what?' She said 'you know, him next to Shearer, what's his name again?' 'Paul Ince'. I replied. Anyway, long story short, she thought he was John Barnes. I told her Lineker was Des Lynam and still looking the part.

He was doing ok for us at the time though, hence the fee. He went to the nackas yard after though

And wasn't that great.

I've always voted Labour but I've rarely been happy about it. I actually shared your view on Miliband but voted for him anyway because i felt the Tories would be more dangerous (I stand by that vote). Now, I'm probably going to give up voting as well. One of my favourite pieces of research with respect of voting intentions is the one that shows if you have people vote on policies rather than parties, and then match the outcome to the party that most closely delivers the most popular policies, the Greens would win with about a 60% share of the electorate. The Tories drop to around 10%. I was very disillusioned with Labour until Corbyn, who was someone I could see making a difference and at least pulling the party to the left. Now I'm disillusioned with him because of his ludicrous Brexit stance. I would genuinely be happy with a dictatorship of some form now, as long as it was benevolent.

He could be an arthritic and asthmatic donkey, suffering from double vision, I’d still pin more hope on him than Joselu

I’ve voted other than Labour on occasion but I’ve never voted Tory. I can’t see that changing any time soon as they basically stand for everything I detest. My biggest gripe with politics in this country though generally is probably the FPTP system which seems increasingly outdated and means most general elections are decided by those bastard floating voters in the more marginal seats in the midlands (I think that’s the usual trend anyway). When you analyse it, it’s not remotely democratic but because it’s worked in the past and because it continues to suit the two main parties it prevails. I think that both Labour and the Tories are far too broad a church to properly represent the views of people who vote for them. It really needs to change but electoral reform isn’t even on the agenda (and even without the current Brexit chaos it still wouldn’t be). Incidentally the sort of ‘team supporting’ mentality you describe only applies to one person on here with regard to politics and they’re anything but Labour (even if they claim to have voted for them last time round).

At least he has the England captaincy to look forward to.

Renton man, chill out.

I love that he comes across as a thick cunt, we all know it, the mackems know it, yet they still get wound up by him.

Full Disclosure: that image isn’t unfamiliar to me 😏

I'm fuming with Hennessey as that's something you'd expect out of rugby. It has no place around football because it isn't funny and yeah its offensive whatever

Why? I doubt it’s come as a surprise