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I think you should take over from Rafa, Noelle. You seem to have all the answers.

It's worse than that, he preferred Atsu. So instead of getting a player who's value would remain stable and probably increase we wasted ?£6m? on an absolute log of a player that we'll struggle to move on.

Atsu is absolutely shite, he isn't capable of creating anything. He's out of his depth at this level. Ritchie flatters to deceive for me, puts a shift in but what does he actually contribute in the final third? Poor Rondon had to drop deep just to get a touch on the ball, baring in mind that is an awful Fulham team they could have nicked it at the end. Played some OK stuff in the midfield but it's irrelevant if it breaks down in the next phase, we are so poor at home it is scary.

At least the match thread has captured the imagination

Frankie Boyle’s review of 2018: 'Let's forget Brexit and enjoy our last Christmas with running water' https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/dec/22/frankie-boyle-review-2018-forget-brexit?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Copy_to_clipboard

Got broken into last night and some fucker nicked my limbo stick. I mean, how low can you go?

Woo hoo! Chinless wankers of the centre, unite!

Apparently it's not called anal bleaching anymore. It's changing your ringtone

Aye, saw that video a while a back. Looking like a day 1 purchase so far

Fuck it. Bring back the centre. I don't care about the greater good, the poor, the left behind anymore. I'm done. Corbyn out. Tories out. Chinless wankers of the centre, in.