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  1. "Were" being the operative word. They are a spent force and will NEVER see another Ferguson era again. That was a one off in English football. Deal with it you rain drenched cunts.
    4 points
  2. Who the fuck do the bbc write their news for? Do they honestly think that the majority of the football public are that bothered about Manchester Ufuckingnited? The first 9 stories on their football home page, another 7 related over the rest of the page. What a bunch of blinkered twats.
    3 points
  3. I’ve been a bit down lately, and mate said , ” Cheer up man, it could be worse, you could be stuck in a water-filled hole in the ground”. I know he means well.
    3 points
  4. Revolution beckons, comrade. Burn Anglo pizza, blockade Station Road.
    2 points
  5. Got a new job at the council. They asked me about any medical issues I had at the interview and I mentioned my recent Op to remove my cancerous testicles and my caffeine allergy. Anyway it wasn't a problem and I start at 11am every day till 5pm. It would've been 9-5 but the manager told not to worry about it as everyone just sits around for the first couple of hours scratching their balls and drinking coffee.
    2 points
  6. As if CT has ambitions for his kids that involve them leaving the village.
    2 points
  7. 1 point
  8. That's actually what Corbyn was mouthing.
    1 point
  9. Why have Germany never won an athletics Olympic gold? No matter how hard they try, they just can’t seen to finish a race.
    1 point
  10. Wanging this one over here from the EU thread. But yeah, "stupid woman" is going too far...
    1 point
  11. Loved that back in the day, he also had the all time best Lucozade ad. Pissed on that prick Micheal Owen's attempt from a great height. Tbf I'd pay good money to watch Daley piss on Owen full stop.
    1 point
  12. FROZEN GRAPES IN SHOCK SHORTAGE
    1 point
  13. Can Wor Jezza eat like a regular human being? Maybe that’s his winning card- May can’t eat chips, Milliband fucked up eating a bacon sarnie, and Cameron went for broke and fucked the bacon at source. Edit; He’s a fucking vegetarian. Disregard this post.
    1 point
  14. Fucking incredible. The country is is being deliberately driven off a fucking cliff, and the media are shitting their fucking pants because Corbyn might or might not have called the Driver stupid. What a fucking shitshow we are living through. Can we have a war or something, instead please? Anything but this fucking slow motion suicide.
    1 point
  15. It does smack of the scouse cunts who think dominating the 70s and 80s means they have a divine right to always compete. I hope it takes the Manc Cunts just as long to find their Klopp.
    1 point
  16. Miliband would have called her a cunt
    1 point
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  18. Her tactics would keep them in Europe much longer than planned.
    1 point
  19. Me and a mate were comparing the worst jobs we’d done. I told about the time I worked 12hr shifts for Dunlop, tearing the bottoms off faulty tennis shoes to recycle the rubber. It was sole destroying.
    1 point
  20. Not sure he'd get Pogba back on side though
    1 point
  21. So could Eugene Terre Blanche.
    1 point
  22. i fell asleep at the works Christmas party last night. Snoring away some fucker put a tea bag in my mouth. I didnt half kick off. Nobody treats me like a mug!
    1 point
  23. As @Anorthernsoulsays if Possesion Stats was the aim of the game that's a dry bumming for us. However the aim is to put the ball in the net/ Media are cunts. Merson the glue sniffing radge bastard will be crying into is Carlseberg Special Brew cornflakes this morning the pissed stained shithouse.
    1 point
  24. The Big 3 unwritten rules of life... 1. 2. 3.
    0 points
  25. My mate tried to flog me his 52” HD telly, al the bells and whistles, but the volume is stuck on 20. £50 I couldn’t turn it down.
    0 points
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