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Her tactics would keep them in Europe much longer than planned.

I hope that football is the real winner.

To everyone that’s had a birthday this year , happy birthday!

You’re always going on about Ivan Rogers, let it go Renton, you’re never going to meet him.

I really think no deal is just a bluff. It will never get through Parliament. Fuck knows where we’ll end up, but I’m fairly sure it won't be no deal. It’s down to Labour to be grown ups now. We can take it as read that the Tories will be the self serving cunts they have always been (and always will be), so only Labour can stop this by forcing another referendum. They need to put the country first as we’re running out of time. How anyone, who isn’t either a tax avoider, a racist, or a fucking cretin, can vote Tory after all this, I do not know.

Another £2bn approved for it today. Thank god our NHS, schools and social care system are in such good shape or I would be slightly miffed at such a waste of money.

Left West Brom earlier this year, I think. I dont don’t really care, tbh.

My mate tried to flog me his 52” HD telly, al the bells and whistles, but the volume is stuck on 20. £50 I couldn’t turn it down.

Not sure he'd get Pogba back on side though

So could Eugene Terre Blanche.

i fell asleep at the works Christmas party last night. Snoring away some fucker put a tea bag in my mouth. I didnt half kick off. Nobody treats me like a mug!

yo, @Kevin S. Assilleekunt, stay out of this thread! The official youtube channel has come correct with uploads of a few of the classics!

The worst thing about yesterday was that, on a day when May made a total cunt of herself once again, Corbyn managed to top her with his pointless gesture, ensuring that all anyone is talking about is him and not her. He's pathetic.

Mrs. F. would’ve been 17-18 at the time, in Forest Hall, (and I hadn’t met her) so had no say in the matter. I was busy slutting my way my way round Europe, Switzerland was chalet-girl time. Fugazi was was one of the choices I’d bang on when I was riding my plank in the snow Hand on the Torch by US3 was another.

I passed a massive yellow bus emblazoned with 'BOLLOCKS TO BREXIT' on my way out of Dublin this afternoon. It's one way to promote your message I suppose.

Just seen in newspaper that Boy George's reptile has bitten 12 people at the weekend. I think he needs a calmer Chameleon!

1985 might well have been the Christmas we got that electronic Donkey Kong game. Followed by Mario's Cement Factory. Good times. Fair to say they didn't get much use for their "Watch and alarm feature".

Anyone who gives a fuck what Piers Morgan thinks needs to have a quiet word with themselves

Saw an old flame the other day, was pretty serious with her until I discovered a load of French maid, nurse, secretary and police uniforms in her wardrobe. It was then I realised she probably wasn't going to be the one for me if she couldn't even hold down a fucking job.