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Aye. Last night Hamilton said something about having made it out of the slums. The slums of... Stevenage.

Fucking December and I somehow manage to get stung by a bee! £4.99 for a jar of honey in asdas*. *How I imagine CT calling it.

What time is the announcement due?

Just seen in newspaper that Boy George's reptile has bitten 12 people at the weekend. I think he needs a calmer Chameleon!

I watched a canny documentary about concorde on bbc4 last night and Morgan was mentioned as being one of the "celebs" on the last ever flight and having a "fight" with Jeremy Clarkson on board. Should've chucked the fuckers out at mach 2.

after seeing joselu flounce about up front at the start of the season, he's like watching shearer again

Saw an old flame the other day, was pretty serious with her until I discovered a load of French maid, nurse, secretary and police uniforms in her wardrobe. It was then I realised she probably wasn't going to be the one for me if she couldn't even hold down a fucking job.

Possession means fuck all man if your play isn't progressive and Rafa knows this better than anybody. Clinical is boss. Look at the last time we went down, we dominated games but couldn't make it count, at the end of the season do you look at stats? Do you fuck, points count.

Haw-her-haw....mon dileu, Zut alors, sacre bleu etc etc...

Does this mean you’re still for Brexit or have you changed your mind?

What’s that I smell? It’s like Ham, only posherer

He’s a fucking joke First, it was already clear May was going to put the vote off til Jan. At lunch time he said he was going to take this action. Then decided against it claiming the PM had been dragged kicking and screaming to the commons and they had forced her to give a date. Media starts to laugh at them, so he then changes again and does this He does actually just live this protest drama so much more than everyday politics. I really will rejoice the day he’s gone and Labour get a proper leader in not sum jump up rich kid, six form protester.

To everyone that’s had a birthday this year , happy birthday!

I passed a massive yellow bus emblazoned with 'BOLLOCKS TO BREXIT' on my way out of Dublin this afternoon. It's one way to promote your message I suppose.

Oh, you’re one of those lot. Did you also blast out the Ski Sunday theme tune every morning to get you ‘in the zone’?

I definitely think that playing for a big club has brought out the best in him.

I’ve actually finished for Xmas, so I’m holiday not the sick. What I mean is, I had a runny nose and nowt else to do

1985 might well have been the Christmas we got that electronic Donkey Kong game. Followed by Mario's Cement Factory. Good times. Fair to say they didn't get much use for their "Watch and alarm feature".

Anyone who gives a fuck what Piers Morgan thinks needs to have a quiet word with themselves

As @Anorthernsoulsays if Possesion Stats was the aim of the game that's a dry bumming for us. However the aim is to put the ball in the net/ Media are cunts. Merson the glue sniffing radge bastard will be crying into is Carlseberg Special Brew cornflakes this morning the pissed stained shithouse.

To be clear I absolutely loathe Thatcher and her ideology. But her "children" are even worse. I hate nearly every MP in Parliament now, and not just ye tory ones. They are collectively destroying this country.

I love the excuses made for mourinho in that conversation. Usually something along the lines of "ah well he looked good surrounded by other great players at Juve/France" either referring to Vidal/Pirlo or Kante/Matuidi As if manchester united are some tiny club who aren't able to build around him with good players (meanwhile signing Fred for the bench at 50 million this summer) whilst Pirlo was free and Vidal was 10 million euros. I'd love to see him sacked since I hate him but I'm almost convinced its the greater good that he's miserable at man u and is also taking them nowhere

The media are going on as if Huddersfield played like Real Madrid but magically couldn't score. We know they are fairly toothless & it was in our gameplan tbh.

My wife bought it for my birthday on DVD. Watched it after my birthday night out, obviously quite pissed. Saw this on Nethflix and watched it getting the strangest deja vu unyil it clicked I'd already seen it....... Definitely better sobre.

The Sunderland doco seems a strange topic for a football documentary. Don't those types of 'down on their luck' docos normally go for a subject that the audience will cheer for during the climactic moment of redemption? Firstly, they're still down there doing fuck all. I guess. I don't really know or care. Secondly, I'd hazard a guess that 95% of the football public have barely noticed Sunderland got relegated and wouldn't give a fuck if they never returned. All or Nothing: Sunderland Who? -- Rotten Tomatoes, 2018.

I don’t know the legalities of the case but what struck me this morning is how many people are working so hard and so dedicated to taking away health care from the poorest in society. What the fuck is wrong with them?

I love how we’re all (self included), taking the Goth teenager approach, stubbornly refusing to let ourselves think it might happen, whilst privately we’re all scribbling Kenyon’s name next to ours, with love hearts all over, in the back off our jotters. Not happening though

I’ve got my 8yr old son a fridge for Christmas. I cant wait to see his little face light up when he opens it.

I tried catching fog this morning Mist

Fucking hell man https://inews.co.uk/video/lbc-caller-three-pin-plugs/?utm_source=fb&utm_medium=fb&utm_campaign=ijp&fbclid=IwAR3DOKcFSXfqEvuKvJnSpVRygg_O5OQO80SwlpL-bbZugS5EiHc9ydxfhd0

Aye on Sunday, she was very nice.

Whats Brown and Rhyms with Snoop Dr Dre

Made friends with Mr Sheen our new Eastern European cleaner at work He's Polish