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I’ve got my 8yr old son a fridge for Christmas. I cant wait to see his little face light up when he opens it.

It's a right, riveting read.

The paper of record.

I will reply on behalf of CT. Ahem. Well with AI and that the monopolies of these big firms what pay the taxes and the mergers of the companies in the big free trade agreement we have on the way means that because of all the jobs there is like with the poles all going back to Hungary and that and the maths behind the phenomanil Philhominal big growth in the value of the pound or summat means that this cracking deal which May has got which is just being kept a secret like means it will all be BAU.

I tried catching fog this morning Mist

Made friends with Mr Sheen our new Eastern European cleaner at work He's Polish

So this is going to be the week when Mike Ashley can rightly say he has lost all his money and will be wanking blokes off in the bogs at Scotch Corner services for some coin?

Are we really their ''biggest rivals''? Here was me thinking we were literally TWO DIVISIONS above. If those bitches want to be our rivals they'll have to earn it. Anyway the fun part is, they haven't figured out that Donald and his Tory mate are skint conmen. Tick tock, I can't wait

Love that, immediately tries to blame the price on Newcastle he really does know his target audience. They must honestly be the only people that cant see right through that bloke, he’s an out and out cunt and they all act like he’s a saint doing them all a favor and think he really cares. Even the bloke having a pop says this is the first notable bad move that’s been made . How that lot have the neck to call us deluded I’ve no fucking idea.

I know you’re a dour Scotch cunt but you’ve been on very good form recently.

Fuck me but you’re a thick cunt.

I love how we’re all (self included), taking the Goth teenager approach, stubbornly refusing to let ourselves think it might happen, whilst privately we’re all scribbling Kenyon’s name next to ours, with love hearts all over, in the back off our jotters. Not happening though

Also been told something remarkably similar and have the exact same response

Aye, David Mellor

I think he means they're our reserves biggest rivals. Whitley Bay aren't up to much these days!

THEY NEED US AS MUCH AS WE NEED... oh

Documental on Amazon Prime is another top tier recommendation from myself. Japanese show where 10 comedians are locked in a room for 6 hours and have to make each other laugh but if they laugh themselves, they lose. The escalation of desperate comedy is amazing.

@PaddockLad The Paul Heaton documentary on C4 the other night is worth a watch if you missed it. I'm sure it's you that's mentioned going to see him on here in the past.

Mate of mine lives in Geneva, I asked him what he likes best about living in Switzerland. “ Well, the flag is a big plus…”

Fuck off.

Agreed, most people lack self awareness

He’s like the mackem hating Rainman.

Search them

If it's keeping him out for several weeks it probably does tbf.

https://www.football365.com/news/manager-in-the-media-everyones-favourite-rafael-benitez