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Contempt of Parliament v contempt of court? 🤔 My paternal grandfather was done for CoC sometime in the 1920s.... he’d been nicked for D&D in the town of Duns in Berwickshire. He was up in front of the sheriff (equivalent to magistrates) on the Monday morning and was asked what he had to say for himself. He thought for a moment before apparently replying: ”Well your honour, I certainly wasn’t as pissed as you were at the Freemasons ball last year” 30 days The Tory cabinet think they’re above what Parliament tells them to do. Who are they supposed to be representing again?...

Destroy all football now. Just burn it.

"I put in a tremendous, truly tremendous, offer to purchase the franchise and nobody has better respect for the coach. Ralph is a great man, very intelligent and I have tremendous respect for the New Castle county and its proud people covfefe."

You’ve entered a sustained period of being a cunt. At least eight years and counting by my reckoning.

Some cracker at work injected himself with curry today He's in a korma

Heard about the epileptic Santa? He Seizure whilst you're sleeping

Thought this was going to be a feel good story about how we've lined up a trade for someone who will actually play, instead it's some drivel about a restaurant.

Blame your idol Cameron for this mess.

Offer verbally accepted

Quite enjoyed it

Missed a trick by not linking to the Jackass movie trailer.

the melodrama on those fucking wet farts in The Magpie Group, man. Yes, we WILL continue to take photos of you, a man whom paparazzi have followed like flies round shit for 6 months. SEE HOW YOU LIKE THAT?

Murphy's parents blatantly part of a consortium in talks to buy NUFC.

Good luck with that @Howmanheyman I went for an interview with a company who makes pork pies a couple of months ago interviewer: “tell me what you know about the role you’re being interviewed for” me: “site services engineer, responsible for all services that make the plant function and operate efficiently, day shift only, 0730-1700” interviewer: “no sorry we filled that role” me “whut?” interviewer: “yeah we took old Harry from the line maintenance shift team to fill that. He’s 60 now and wants a break. We’re interviewing for his role, it’s an insane “Panama” shift pattern, 6 till 6 days and nights with a call out rota for the same money...do you fancy it?” me “....”

Excuse for no worthwhile spend in January sorted. Fuck me, this mug needs a new routine. It's like a broken record.

Jesus fucking wept. Andy Tate!