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A good old fashioned 3 PM Saturday kick off that might not kick off at 3 PM if the late walk in occurs. Anyway back to it this will be a tough game for us & I fancy West 'Am to win 0-2 sorry lads

Great stuff. Not only did Newcastle win last night but I also received a good spanking

RIP Big Fella https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2018/nov/27/spongebob-squarepants-creator-stephen-hillenburg-dies-57

all we need now is a lost hammer telling us we will get spanked

I never left...

Thought it was a good first half, we should have probably scored more and their goal was pretty fortunate with Dubravka misreading it. Rafa gave that gravel eating toe rag Dyche a tactical lesson in the first half in all. After Ritchie’s sitter I think we sat a bit too deep which we are prone to doing but that’s also more telling of the quality of the players as it was often poor passing which turned the ball over rather than any tactical desire. I know we were looking to counter but I think large parts of the second half we were allowing too much. Ritchie has a good game, missing the sitter aside, but was clearly blowing out his arse at the end. Kenedy has a good game defensively but still feel he holds onto the ball a bit too long. Not sure what others thought but I thought Diame was poor, he put in a good shift defensively but as soon as he won the ball he’d misplace or make the wrong pass most of the time, it’s like he doesn’t even seem to pick his head up half the time. The subs showed how desperate we are for players. Hayden came on, did little aside give away a couple of needless free kicks. Joselu, I genuinely don’t see the point in him coming on, he has absolutely nothing in his game, I think it’d be a little unfair to say his chance was a sitter but he should at least be hitting the target, no idea what he was doing as he watched Hart push further and further into our half either the fucking dozy bastard. Overall the game underlined what a clueless wanker that idiot Burnley fan coming on here predicting they would batter us is. They’re a very poor side, they basically had no tactic beside lump it up to the two up top from kick off.

Runs like this make me think there will be no spending in January

I'm sorry for your loss

'Sorry boys, 2-0 to the old 'appy 'ammers. If we can win a world cup we can beat some norvin monkeys.'

Nah that was someone on twitter. When she did her dance across the stage I saw someone describe her as a "dessicated angle-pose lamp", which was perfect.

You've said this line so many times and it still amuses me

Just as CT predicted

I clicked that faster than the speed of light, you twat

The only cunt thick enough to try and wind up fans of a club after they’ve won 3 games in a row.

Put B1 into the formula as $B$1

I am sure that there is a good way of doing this, but I don't know it. So my cheap workaround way would be the following: Put =A1-1 in the first cell. Copy it down - you'll end up with the A1 changing as it moves down, but the -1 will remain. Then highlight the column and go to find and replace. 'Find' -1, and 'Replace' with /B1. That'll do it. It's fucking stupid, but that's how I roll

Perez had the chance to catch Hart out, who was out of his goal and couldn’t manage to lift it over a players head and knock it 5 yards to someone else. The kid is thick as fuck at times

They want to thank their stars that their goal difference isn't completely fucked. That should have been 5-6 to us

You watching PAL? FUCK OFF

Puff the magic Dragon eh

Well, there you have it. Despite his heat map looking like a Japanese flag, he's actually a better player than Harry Kane.