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You're an idiot.

By that logic why hasn't he tried to get into the Champions League then?

And finally, after 6 years, a bit of luck goes Newcastle United's way. Stray thoughts: Ki helps the team a lot more because his quick, short passing brings players like Kenedy and Ritchie into the game in more dangerous areas, Fernandez is arguably the number one centre back in this decaying European Union and, while Perez frustrates me more than any other man alive, that kid has a knack of scoring some important goals for us.

Taking back control.

People are saying we were pretty shite yesterday and god damn boring. I'd rather be boring as fuck and win 1-0, than play very well and lose. We were very good at Old Trafford, great against Tottenham, but at the end of the day we lost. If we go down we're stuck with Ashley for at least another 2 years, so we really need to keep going this season, we are shite and 17th will definitely do.

Thought we played quite well in the second half. The crowd responded to what seemed like increased effort and the players responded to the crowd a looked a little more confident. After a dreadful first half Diame remembered how to play football and Ki and Schar both looked pretty good. Its a massive win for us and hopefully we can take some confidence away from it because although it’s clear for all to see that we have a weak team, it’s the confidence that’s been really lacking recently.

Am tempted to think you’re a mackem on the wind up tbh. Leicester City and AFC Bournemouth will be in a European Super League before we will...fuck me man, he’s a fuckin jumped up barrow boy. Has the last 11 years passed you by? We’re run like his shops, not like a fuckin global sporting institution. He’s proved time and again he’s willing just to gamble our premier league status away when he feels like it but you’re claiming we’ll soon be run like fuckin Man City?

Typical Corbyn loving communist.

"Come back when yiv bin to Rotherham, wor kid".

If they go they must be barred from cup games and anything to do with English football, European competition, everything. The CL is already a joke until the knock out stage, ditto the Europa league, nobody gives a fuck, same clubs playing each other, dead rubber games etc, they'll kill themselves through greed although Ting Tong in the far east and lucky George in Timbuktu will love it at first they'll sharp get sick, but not as quickly as the home based man U and Chelsea will.

Rondon, Joselu, Muto and Perez. That's a truly horrific strike force rota and has relegation written all over it unless the Hertfordshire whale let's us get some quality in January. They're carving us open.

Inspired by El Duderino, I’ve ended up banging this out in the kitchen whilst I cook tea for me and Mrs.F.

When I done the train years ago I thought it was going to be like an Orient Express type affair, was it fuck. It was just the shitty normal train to Hexham then a curry in the restaurant in the station. What a pile of shite.