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Shock the “classy” mackems giving it the hard man act on the internet yet again. It’s an uncal mick bonus in the Mackem bingo as well, as that seems to me like the early signs of a mackem delusion fueled special bond with Pompey. That Reiver bloke is potentially one of the most full of shit pricks on any football message board as well.

FEAR THE MIGRANT CARAVAN! They're coming to take your jet skis! Rex Huppke I hope you’re sufficiently afraid of the caravan of migrants traveling through Mexico en route to the U.S. border. Fox News and the president of the United States and many dozens of people smart enough to have Twitter accounts say this caravan of thousands of people who don’t look like me should make us all very afraid. Terrified, even. They’re coming, this “army” of migrants. Could be 5,000 of them, maybe 7,000. Who knows, it might be 1 million. It’s probably 5 million. There’s just no way to know because counting is hard. The bottom line is this: While alleged “pictures” and “videos” and “reports from journalists traveling with the caravan” show thousands of people, many of them mothers and children, peacefully fleeing violence in Central America, we Americans need to be terrified of them because President Donald Trump wants us to be. The midterms are coming and this is no time to not be scared of a large group of brown people fleeing violence and hoping to build better lives in a country that was recently made great again. While past Central American caravans have dispersed as they moved north through Mexico, with most remaining migrants turned away once they reached our border, this one is for sure not going to do that and will probably storm the border and immediately start stealing your stuff and killing your pets. That’s because these migrants are all extremely bad and dangerous people, and the mothers carrying babies as they walk thousands of miles are hellbent on destroying all we hold dear. You can see it in their weary, tear-filled eyes. Also, as Trump recently noted, the caravan contains “unknown Middle Easterners.” For those of you who don’t speak dog whistle, that means terrorists, which makes sense since terrorists usually try to enter the country via the most visible and highly scrutinized groups of travelers. When asked by reporters to provide evidence for his claim, Trump said: “You’re going to find MS-13, you’re going to find Middle Eastern, you’re going to find everything.” And that’s where the real fear, is, folks: everything. This caravan contains everything you could possibly be afraid of, and that’s why it’s extremely important that you remain in a constant state of totally rational fear, at least until after the midterm elections. Let me save our president some time by sharing additional scary details about the migrant caravan slowly speeding on foot toward our southern border. It is now about 1,000 miles away, which is not far if you’re a jet. Traveling at a rate of tired-mother-pushing-a-stroller miles per hour, the caravan will storm our border at any moment about two or so months from now. Along with a number of terrorists disguised as babies, the caravan includes many people carrying suspicious packages. These so-called “backpacks” or “duffel bags” could contain anything: drugs; anthrax; anthrax-drugs; a phalanx of ISIS warriors; or all of its carrier’s worldly possessions. We just don’t know. Several of these migrants will seek asylum in our country and, if asylum is granted, will move into your summer homes and claim ownership of your jet skis. That is a fact. You will literally lose your summer homes and jet skis if this caravan isn’t stopped. Many in the caravan believe a hot dog is a sandwich. At least half of them plan on taking your guns, melting them and forging them into a statue of former President Barack Obama stepping on the Constitution. (Please buy more guns so you can protect your guns from the invading caravan of metal sculptors.) There are reports of no fewer than six chupacabras traveling with the caravan. These mythical, vampirelike dog-beasts, if allowed into our country, will undoubtedly crossbreed with our native bigfoots and unleash untold terror. One of the migrants is a Honduran named Osmin. That name means “godly protection,” but don’t fall for it. I have credible evidence that suggests Osmin, if allowed to enter America and start a new life, will one day borrow your weed-whacker and not return it in a timely fashion. One marcher is a 12-year-old girl who doesn’t believe Hillary Clinton should be in prison. She has killed 17 people because they believed in God. She wants to come to America and start a church that allows humans to marry their pets. The caravan contains a basilisk, like the giant serpent from Harry Potter. It is a known Democratic operative funded by liberal billionaire George Soros, who is also a basilisk. Two of the babies have colds. And are probably terrorists. Several of the younger men in the caravan have been spotted wearing baseball caps, a telltale sign of gang activity. They will absolutely steal your Subaru and initiate your son into their gang by forcing him to murder his sister’s hamster, Fiona. Five of the marchers think those jeans make you look fat. Seven have a plan to turn America into Venezuela overnight. And 357 of them are paid crisis actors who want to make it illegal for Americans to say “Merry Christmas.” The entire caravan stops twice each day to kneel during American’s national anthem. Many plan to spread veganism throughout the land and hypnotize Christians with demonically arousing Latin rhythms. You must fear the caravan. There’s a good possibility that while you were figuring out what to fear most, the caravan took over your northern Michigan lake house, stole your job, turned your children into socialists and let its chupacabras eat your jet skis. Hurry up and get rationally frightened about this issue, people! The caravan is coming! (In two months.) And you only have until Nov. 6 before President Trump and Fox News move on to something else. http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/huppke/ct-met-migrant-caravan-trump-terrorist-rex-huppke-20181023-story.html

Out today and I own a copy of the new horsey game. Now to take a week's holiday while the bastard installs and updates.

Or if we'd, you know, spent the 27 million we got for him like we should have

One of Dave's friends wanders away from the group as they make their way to the recommended coffee shop and gets lost looking for the way back to the hotel.....

Not a great rebuttal CT, but in line with your persona on here.

I’ll put this in here but the whole thtead could apply to several different issues, I’d suggest reading all of it, its scary as fuck...

It’s a jungle ting brederin

Anyone else hoping that Ashley has the odd NDA in place? Surely those jeans could entice any female of the species....

He is getting good at forgetting to sign his bills. This time with the added give Melania a handshake move.