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More of this kind of thing from the MSM please.

Dear diary, ah was looking through me twitter feed for the 'fallout' which is a term us long toothed, grizzled hacks call the moaning after a match when ah seen Craig Hope losing his fucking mind critisiz, criticieze, err, being a cheeky cunt with the puntas favourite, one Lee Ryder Esq. Ah couldn't believe the lippy cunt had the cheek to call the TRINITY MIRROR REGIONAL SPORTS WRITER of the FUCKING YEAR out as embarrassing?! Fuck me, diary, had the kid been on medication talking like that to the former toon army footsoldier who once offered on some Watford fans across the street at vicarage road in the days of the mighty Quinn? Ah thought ahd say nowt for now but hopeys crossed the fucking line here and he's in proper danger of a moothful of seaton deleval knuckle. There's only one boy on the United beat and it isn't a kid who was wanking over Buffy the vampire slayer when ah was marching behind a polis escort at Leeds. Lol. Laters.

That’s the last can of Carabao I drink.

That’s class. I can’t wait to see the well measured and thought provoking response of “reet ootside noo ye soft bastard” from Ryder.

Dear Mr Rees Mogg, we hope this letter finds you well. We found your recent thoughts on indiscriminate searching of people as they cross the Irish border most intriguing. We would love to hear more of these truly amazing ideas in person and at length. Please accept our invite to speak directly to our residents any time in the very near future. You wouldn’t believe how eager we all are to meet you face to face. Sincerely, the Falls Road Residents Association http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2018/08/27/jacob-rees-mogg-invited-to-the-falls-road-to-talk-about-irish-border/

Where do these people even buy bright blue jeans and jet black shoes like those?

One lane in,three lanes out.

Both shocking and unsurprising

Bit of a loophole strengthening your squad when the window is closed

If people stop retweeting and replying to their shite on Twitter then they'd stop regurgitating the same bollocks. They're only looking for attention so don't give them it.