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https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/couple-desperate-baby-told-theyve-13130682 He knew

Not only is that not even the same media story from yesterday (the equally bogus claims yesterday were that Lascelles himself objected to being played on the right of the 3 centre-halves) but it's absolute bullshit, not to mention that Rafa's defensive formation worked exactly to plan. They scored from a nothing penalty and a deflection. We nullified them completely for 75 minutes, then scored a great goal after their BS penalty. The goal was scored by a Rafa signing and substitute who's got dog's abuse but has scored two good goals this season - no mention of "working magic" with Joselu though. Finally they got a jammy deflection that is the sort of luck that football matches are sometimes decided by. So we lost to Chelsea, who had a net spend of 87m to our -28m. Chelsea, who could bring on players from their bench worth more than our entire starting XI's transfer fees. Now it's the end of the world, Rafa is rubbish, we're going down again. How short-sighted, how ignorant, how unmindful of last season can you be? As for fucking Mitrovic, I'll say it now. I don't care if he scores 20 this season. It wasn't working out here. It was never going to work out here. We're better off shot of him and we certainly got good value for selling him. It wasn't Rafa's fault that Fat Mike wouldn't spend the Mitrovic profit. He scored a couple of goals against Burnley and fluked one against Spurs and now he's the second coming of Shearer. Righto. We'll see how many games he lets pass him by at Fulham, standing in the centre circle with a petulant look on his face because he's not getting the ball played into feet. Or maybe he'll be a brilliant success at Fulham and their attacking talent (that they spent 68m on) will light up the league - once again, how will that be Rafa's fault?

Subtlety as an art form right there

It's not a positive. Nobody's happy seeing us play this way, it is however, pragmatic with the personnel he had for Sunday and the team he was up against. It's not giving Rafa a free pass as I can imagine he was as pissed off as we were that's how it had to go.

(She looks like me going to the bog at four in the morning for a slash when I've been on the piss and not gone to bed till about one).

Bit of a loophole strengthening your squad when the window is closed

You still here, dipshit?

Aye, I thought this too during the game but forgot about it in the rush to fashion a noose from the cord off the kettle. Cher was also far more solid than what I've seen and expected thus far.

Anyone see the two fuckers in the crowd hiding their mouths while talking like managers now do? Or the one praying complete with sign of the cross? We might be in deep shit but I still love watching these fuckers squirm.

https://inews.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/newcastle-united-mike-ashley-sports-direct/ You can imagine Ashley strolling into St James’ Park on day one. Pride? Nah, we don’t need that. Hope? Sounds expensive, get rid. Love? Love a football club? Pah – that should be reserved for puppies and babies and money that I own. New players? Why get players who are in their prime now, when you can get players who were good a few years ago, for a fraction of the cost

We won’t go down as long as Rafa is here, he played the same against some team last season. We were also missing 5 players who would have been in the squad at least. We were a never penalty and a deflection from getting something, mental the stick he is getting

“If you listen over the talking that person doesn’t hear the shots,” he said. “Why? Because their headphones are on. This is another example of people not being aware of their surroundings. I heard at least four, or five, or six shots while that person was taking a cellphone video of the game. There’s no running for cover, there’s not even any looking around.” “I know it’s hard when you’re wearing headphones, but we talk about this all the time, whether you’re jogging and wearing headphones, whether you’re at a video game wearing headphones, if they’re so loud you can’t hear what’s going on around you, you are living in your own world,” he said. “That can become deadly.” NRA TV host Grant Stinchfield.