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It's great, how's the erectile disfunction?

Will be interesting to see if Rafa drops his pet Perez for Mr. Moto in Cardiff.

RIP Aretha Franklin. Spoke before about how Lady Soul and Spirit in the Dark are two perfect albums but her early stuff where it's mostly covers, is also fantastic

I'm going to a Brexit briefing by our chief economist at 10 - I'll report back after but Renton should probably get his defibrillator ready.

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Weather is supposed to be 24 and sunny. Think we've got stuff planned for most days, so we'll not be doing loads of sight seeing, I reckon. I don't make friends on holiday as a rule. I think we've got a good deal on our hotel www.lapirogue.com/en but obviously we'll not get the full picture until we're there. Stick your negativity up your shit pipe

what have South Africans done to upset you? Surprised to see birds featured in the pros column mind

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After a strange old summer,spent under cloudless baking skies & mostly on family duties in Scotland, we’ve booked the first week off after the kids go back to school and plan on spending it in Cornwall. I’m expecting a biblical once in a century type downpour for the whole week. We do have a plan for this; go to the pub and drink our own body weight in Rattler cider & Proper Job pale ale

Mauritius Seagulls Jeremy Corbyn Translucent windows You've got your own episode of room 101 happening on here

Heard it here first?

Dodo Dave

Anyone been to Mauritius before? Yes this is an unsubtle way of saying I'm off to Mauritius.

The mask slips, Adolf!

There's loads of small hilltop villages that are absolutely mint - dead quiet, even in the summer holidays, windy old streets and a piazza at the top with old blokes shouting at one another and playing cards. Montone, Anghiari and Spello probably stand out as the best of the smaller places. The views from the tops of these hills are crazy as well - you're looking at the landscape drawings you see on every bottle of wine you've ever had. Arezzo and Spoleto are a bit bigger with plenty to do and see. The place we stayed comes highly recommended too - bang in the middle of nowhere so it's quiet as owt (apart from the farmers doing their thing and the fucking cockerels giving it the big one at 6am). Some American bloke put together this video for them using his drone (which he took on holiday with him?!). https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1795841877148200&id=196892073709863&refsrc=https%3A%2F%2Fm.facebook.com%2F&_rdr I didn't take many photos, but have attached a couple that come under the maximum file size requirement!

Got back from a long weekend in the Highlands. We did: Glencoe Fort William South Coast of Skye Eilean Donan Fort Augustus\Loch Ness Pitlochry Highlight was spending half a day hiking to the southern most point of Skye. The views and beaches down there are unreal