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'Mixed news, unfortunately it doesn't look like Marlon Santos will be walking up the hill to the cathedral on Barrack road. However ah managed to win the meat draw at the Seaton Deleval social club last night and am fucking certain Sandra behind the bar is after my sword of many delights. She said she luvved me new duffel coat. Fucking getting it!!!'

Fuck that. I'm an NUFC through and through and I'm thoroughly fucked off at how this window has gone. £25mil profit and we've still got Perez as our No.10 FFS

30 years ago TODAY MUTHAFUCKAS

Clicked the link and found this, surely no coincidence?

Troops man Maybe you aren't as worked up as you seem to be, but if you are, just let it go. Ashley isn't worth the level of emotional trauma you seem to be going through.

I’m definitely underwhelmed by this window (after the every penny generated comment) but I’ll pass judgement on new signings after seeing how the team does in a couple of months time. I’m more pissed off at Rafas treatment from Ashley, and Charnley’s inability to get what he wants or needs to do his job. A real opportunity to kick on as a club may have been wasted, and in 9 months we lose a great manager.

I just saw non-binary and thought "yeah this is Rayvin piss take material" tbh. Your earnest response has justified my efforts.

Anyone doing that in 2018 is what's fucking appalling.

"Every penny the club generates" £20m profit

Rondon will get 18 goals this season and we'll cruise to a European spot. BOOKMARK DIS.

If Perez or Dummet get injured it's a massive problem. Especially Dummet. Who'd have thought that 18 months ago?

Boil ye head you fat scrounging brummie cunt

Can't say I'm remotely arsed about this Marlon Santos, never heard of him before yesterday and what I've heard isn't very impressive. Fernandez would be an ok addition to the squad so I'd be fairly happy with him. You'd hope with Rondon and Muto we've improved our striking options over last season but it's definitely disappointing that we've not improved the team anywhere else. I still think we're lacking creativity but I suppose we created quite a bit last season but just missed a lot of chances. If those two new strikers can put more of them away we should be ok for another assault on mid table.

I'vs stolen this from N.O. Dubravka £4M Dummett 0 Lascelles £4M Clark £5M Yedlin £5M Kenedy £2M Diame £5.5M Shelvey £12M Ritchie £12M Perez £1M Rondon 2M The total cost our first 11 is just over £50 million Ashley has asset stripped the team in front of our faces

Lee Charnley is just Mike Ashley's avatar, he has no personality or soul, he might as well be a cardboard cut out with a tape recorder sellotaped to it.

The scorpion and the fox.

It wasn’t inevitable though, it was entirely avoidable. All Ashley had to do was avoid being a cunt to the best manager the club has had in years. Had he left well alone and stayed out of the running of the club as he had promised we’d have been okay.

Make sure you don't miss getting your copy of this @Rayvin

https://amp.theguardian.com/technology/2018/aug/08/snapchat-surgery-doctors-report-rise-in-patient-requests-to-look-filtered?CMP=twt_a-technology_b-gdntech&__twitter_impression=true This is some Black Mirror shit.

Apparently this also on 8-8-88

Well it'll keep you away from the kiddies for a day, at least.

It hits in May 2019 when Rafa leaves.

Is the brand Donnay

Have people forgotten we have Lazaar at LB?