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Nail on the head.

1992 was the last time you saw your knob.

Well if anyone knows about divisions with his party and cabinets falling apart then it's him.

Just the tip.

That hasn't aged well tbf

Those years in which you voted Tory twice, for Brexit, and for a Brexit favouring Labour leader too? Those ones? The politicians are cunts but the easily led such as yourself have enabled them. Well done.

Fair

When has he ever been wrong before?

To paraphrase a Facebook comment just now, it seems we're aiming for the Brazilian model - political system, economy and identity in crisis, but it's all OK because we're good at football and it's sunny out.

Kate McCann will be the new education secretary.

Hopefully he's still got that taxi firm card.

Maybe they've drugged him so they can get him out of the cave without him panicking.

Dominic Raab is another Tory eurosceptic scumbag who hates the British people. This is from his book, Britrania Unchained, he co-wrote with the bitch Priti Patel: "The British are among the worst idlers in the world. We work among the lowest hours, we retire early and our productivity is poor". There you have it. The reason the country is struggling is we don't work hard enough, long enough, or until we are dead. We should aspire to be like India and SE Asia and be happy to work in sweat shops, grateful for any scraps our Tory overlords throw us. This is what the British people would prefer to being part of the EU apparently. Maybe that's what they deserve.

My last three day chemo sesh tomorrow. Dreading it tbh, this last one was hard enough and since it’s cumulative I can only imagine this one being worse. At least I can watch the footy in peace at the hospital with mout her indoors wamping

The EU is losing its best negotiator

I hope Davis has left the Brexit paperwork and impact studies in good order for his successor, it'd be a shame for all that hard work to go to waste.

That's nice of you to say so but i think it's time i left, last thing i want is to be part of Newcastle fans fighting with Newcastle fans. And i dont want to get banned. I've never felt welcome from my very first post, i guess that's why i became a bit of a workie ticket poster often. And, yes i admit I've been a drunken tit many times, so i guess you'll all not miss that. So hands up here, sorry. I'll get rid of the monkey face that pissed off the ginger quif I hope England win the World Cup, but more important than that, Newcastle United have a fuckin great season. Best of luck to every Newcastle fan here Adios, adios

I know; it's amazing what some people think is funny when they've had a few.

Chiselled it into a commemorative pallet chair.

Some boy,Alex.

All the while denying they got it off their sisters.

I love the utter shit ones like that, even if he did say he’s not arsed about England because there’s no local lads what’s the problem? He clearly would mean lads from Newcastle. I see there’s yet another attempt to claim a chant mid way through his pointless and random post. They’re such a boring bunch, why make shite like that up?

They’ll be claiming the thunderclap next

I’d probably have a go on a post op trans tbh, man voice might put me off a bit but not for long

I had a quick look and pretty quickly concluded that I don't have the capacity to be bothered about it.

Lets just hope he doesn't end up the same way, strangled to death on his own lead after chasing a cat.