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I reckon HMHM has been the victim of his own poor decision-making here. If you go to a pub to watch England in a World Cup knockout match, you are begging to have a shit night, surrounded by cunts. And that goes for any decade that I've been alive, not just 2018.

You all rated him but I told you all Pickford was shi...

Benderson. You have that one for free, essembee.

Wish I had built it out of pallets now tbh

Get a life mate.

What do you think of Pickfords superb save helping us to get to penalties and then stepping up to save and push england to our first world cup quarterfinal in 12 years? I thought he was outstanding, always rated him.

It's going to be a good day for Noelie's dad at this rate.

Fuck off man you negative cunt. By far the better side. Gan choke on ya dad's cock.

I'm just going to leave this here.

I was impressed. Hmmmm....... A reverse image search shows tubs has been advertising his garden furniture quite extensively.

I’ve spent entire days of my life sat on pub benches and never thought, this could be improved by being made out of pallets

What the context that it led to a corner that cost us the win in 90 minutes

He's a comedy genius, man.

Pickford's save of a ball that was going wide took the game to extra time. If the daft cunt had just let it go out for a goal kick we could have seen the game out.

A different option up top as well. Even if it is just a big fucker to hit even though I thought Kane’s hold-up play was excellent last night

It only feels like a decade if you've been reading CT's posts on Brexit.

Finished my decking https://imgur.com/a/C6bGYTj

Also, these types of projects are always completed on time, work exactly as they were intended to and are within budget.

Aye theyre all in HMHM's local.

You lot are a right jolly bunch aren't you

You've reminded me of something I was thinking during the game, and I hate that it's no longer called out. If you went down like Henderson from getting a tap like that on the chin in the pub, you'd go off and find a dark corner to hang yourself from the shame. Why is it suddenly acceptable in football? I mean, Neymar is on a different fucking planet with that shite, but it's just not on. Having said that, Colombia were a fucking joke and England far the more well-behaved side.

Personally I like watching an England side that can control the ball a bit and don’t immediately panic and batter it forward under the slightest pressure. This England side have been the most enjoyable to watch in my lifetime tbh, probably the most likable too as they seem to give a fuck and don’t let club rivalries stop them from playing together. Not it sure why Noelie thought England didn’t deserve to win, even if you thought we weren’t particularly good I thought Colombia were a fucking joke.

Being #GayForCabaye is now punishable by flogging.

If anyone's interested in a translation of that tweet, here you go:

Button mushrooms popping up on phones all over Sunderland

I always trust the keeper with the biggest wanger. One day a crucial save will be made by a wanger. And a pump.

He started 35 of their PL games last season.