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If loyal Tories like CT hadn’t abandoned them at the last election then they wouldn’t have had these issues caused by their failure to gain a majority

I knew exactly who the OP would be when I saw the thread title.

I love how Andrew posts that and it's still Fish that gets the piss taken out of him

It’s bloody obvious that it’s about much needed menstrual cycle lanes.

I am in a good mood, I am going to San Diego for a week for work and I have been told I can upgrade to premium economy for the long haul flights.

Well the last laugh's on me. All that time running around Leeds paying £20 so you could play a glorified game of zombie tuggy has finally paid off! In case you're wondering my stage name is Knacker Dan and I like a dressing room to myself, a fridge with some scran and some ice cold beer for when the curtain comes down.

“Andrew, I’m struggling to find my character’s motivations for this scene- is she happy with her partner, or does she have deeper reasons for her upcoming actions?” “ Aye, aye, just whip ‘em out love, jiggle ‘em round a bit.” BAFTA incoming.

Yeah alright Cameron Macintosh, fuckin calm down

Wednesday

Im just thinking of the scene from In Bruges now "Its an inanimate fucking object!"

Votes in Cameron, votes against him on brexit, votes against the majority party that wants to push through his preferred brexit the hardest, blames the people who never wanted brexit in the first place for it not going well. He can't help himself, Christmas Tree and the life of self sabotage by way of being a pathologically contrary prick

This is the thing that I find depressing with politics in this country. The Tories have been in power for long enough now that you couldn't really argue that the current 'plight' of the nation is anyone else's fault. And yet the day we will never see people like CT call the government out over its failings because no one in the UK has enough balls to admit they were wrong about anything. I once thought that Corbyn would make a good leader of the Labour party on the grounds that he was listening to people and wasn't a cardboard cutout of a human being like many of the Blairites. I have since decided that while the latter point is true, I was sadly wrong about the former - he is ineffectual domestically and actively damaging on Europe. While I still have some hope that he might be able to ride the wave again in another election, I'm no longer sure that I would actually want him in power if he's going to sleepwalk us out of the EU anyway. So there, CT - I was wrong about many of the things I hoped for with Corbyn. See? It didn't kill me. Not that he's the only one on here incapable of doing this, of course

Some strong guardianing going on today https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/jun/13/safety-women-cycling-roads Roads are sexist now.

Rondon’t

Its not for my money, its probably worked out some of our legacy kinks as we've reworked stuff but no. Where it sees the most change is in behaviour and process that people actually execute, theres much more care taken and with it being fresh in everyones mind "lets make sure we're compliant" is considered much more often on other projects so far.

I like those odds. Good luck with it @strawb and @Howmanheyman's Ma!

Andrew: "yah, a few of us in East Lancashire small town amateur dramatics society have managed to blag a fan venue, totally thrilled!" Toontastic: " Having any English tapas in the intervals, Andrew?" Andrew: "Fuck off! Not having any of that shiiii.....(Fish joins thread)....err, I mean I don't think we'll bother so much with any food, tbh."

hehe, i found this amusing. https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/finally-a-president-with-the-guts-to-stand-up-to-canada/2018/06/11/474d948c-6db1-11e8-bd50-b80389a4e569_story.html?utm_term=.1d7f829deacb

Speaking of English Tapas, I’ve finally got all my kitchen hoohaa sorted in the new gaff, so tonight is our first “proper” (i.e. totally homemade), tea. Chicken kebabs, tzatziki, corn cobs, pitta breads. So, feck-all to do with English Tapas, but there you go

He hasn’t got time to piss about here, HE’S GOT A GIRLFRIEND YOU KNOW!!!!!

Liked Frankie Boyle's description of him the other day as a 'head injury crossed with an unmade bed'.

Nice, it's one place I would love to go. Next year were off to Chicago and Boston. Cannie wait!

Durrrr, CT?

If you believe Grant Hanley was on 85k a week, aye. Either that or Dwight Gayle’s goal bonus was more than his flat wage

Who doesn't?

Works for game of thrones

The sooner the Scots and Irish figure out that middle England couldn't give two shits about them the better. If I lived in Scotland I'd be wanting full independence now like. Problem is, how can it be achieved? The currency issue is critical. Could Scotland be fast tracked into the EU without Spain's objections?

Last night was a fuckin piss take tbf. 19 mins of debate on the devolution amendment and not one Scottish MP allowed to speak. This could be it for the SNP.... If I was still living up the road I think they'd get my vote now....this week has shown how little democracy we actually have in this country. Am just about fuckin finished with the lot of them...

No 2 Fernando Hierro steps up. I always liked him, good player and Spain Captain before the current era of all time greats. Good leader, the circumstances of his appointment may galvanize the squad too...

Well done, you absolute luvvie

I'm fucking delighted! I'm directing a play in August and we've just got confirmation that the venue we've been after for weeks for it have accepted our application. I've wanted to do a show at this place for years! Oh man, I am so excited!

Aye. Xavier needs to calm his tits.

Ahhh, but you cunts thought it was about harassment, you bastards!

If he gets asked I imagine he'd be tempted but am not sure what anyone could bring now. Iniesta, Ramos and other senior players will run the show now with the no 2/ coaches etc I reckon..

What are they doing? Theres no way this is a good decision. cue

Que?

Ok I'll give it a look but yeah, that seems a sensible position. So obviously, we're going to go for the non-sensible option as a society.

I see your 'roads are sexist' article and raise you a hate speech article by the Washington Post: https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/why-cant-we-hate-men/2018/06/08/f1a3a8e0-6451-11e8-a69c-b944de66d9e7_story.html?utm_term=.6cb44d600fa7 "Why can't we hate men?" The media is pathetic.

Fuck off

Rayvin's knowledge of this stuff is incredible. He's kekipedia.