Club Tropicana (CT remix '18)
Let me take you to the place
Where membership's Britain's disgrace
Blue flag with lots of stars.
Where strangers take you by the hand
And welcome you to welfare land
From beneath their panamas...
Bong boldon parties, drinks are free
Fun and sunshine, there's enough for everyone.
All that's missing is CT
But don't worry he's getting some scran!
Immigrants and scroungers meet
Then cadge a lift in CTs street
Watch question time, Theresa May,
Diane Abbott, the dopey coon
It's cocktail time, a summer's tune
A Brexit holiday.
Bong boldon parties, drinks are free
Fun and sunshine, there's enough for everyone.
All that's missing is the CT
But don't worry, he's getting some scran!
Bong boldon parties, drinks are free
Fun and sunshine, there's enough for everyone.
All that's missing is CT
But don't worry, he's getting some scran!
Pack your bags
And leave tonight.
Take back control
Gotta move your feet, don't you miss the flight!
Pack your bags
And leave tonight.
Take back control
Gotta move your feet, the EUs shite.
Uncool, uncool, uncool, uncool
Bong boldon parties, drinks are free
Fun and sunshine, there's enough for everyone.
All that's missing is CT
But don't worry, he's getting some scran!
Uncool, uncool, uncool, uncool
Uncool, uncool, uncool, uncool...